Youre So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

Rochelle/Jade “Jokes, I wasn’t joking,” I shrugged his arm off me, “please tell me I can finally take a bath.” Reggie’s nose scrunched up, “of course, or do you like smelling like roadkill that’s been in the blazing sun for days.” Laughter spilled from my throat, “you smell just as bad.”

, Jeremy asked with a pathetic smirk playing on his stupid face. Jeremy: You have a stupid face and pathetic smirk. You should try looking in the mirror sometimes, you ugly ass clown-looking– Cam: Hey!! Calm down Jeremy. Jade: Jeremy what the hell!?! Everybody else in the reading: Hey, why so angry, bro? Are you hungry? Is there something bothering you? Do you have a problem you're not sharing with us? Get yourself together, man. It was just a joke, do you not know how to read jokes?

She asked, pinching his cheek gently. "That's impossible.I've been practicing jokes.”Matteo grinned proudly. "Oh… really?" "Yes… I have seventeen already." "Should I be worried?"Sofia asked, looking toward Lorenzo. "Yup! You should be very worried." "They're terrible," Marco added. "Noo… they're masterpieces," Matteo corrected. "Alright, I'll be the judge of that," Sofia said. "Good. I'll save the funniest one for you,” He said, leaning close and whispering loudly enough for everyone to hear.

Felicia tried to elude them while maintaining a low stare. Kennedy, however, immediately recognized her. She sensed it. She always stood out due to her stature. Kennedy directly crossed her path when she attempted to avoid them. Felicia paused and raised her head to meet his disdainful gaze. "What is the matter with you? "Can't even greet me?" he yelled. Kennedy had always been courteous, even as Max's assistant. Now, they saw her as nothing more than a fat, unattractive, and desperate workplace joke. With her eyes down, she said softly, "Hi." Kennedy gave a snort. "Why is that attitude present? Do you now consider yourself a contemporary Cinderella?

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

“To whom you are ugly? You’re ugly, and your future girlfriend will be ugly, and your wife will be the ugliest woman in the world.” “Why are you shouting in the room?” Mom sneered. “Do one this. Go outside and fight on the street. Everyone should know I have given birth to Tom and Jerry instead of humans.”, She added with a glare. We finally stopped fighting, but we continued looking at each other with our narrowed eyes. “Anyways, Sophia, I have to tell something to you.”, Mom said, calming herself down, and signaled both of us to sit on the bed, and then she too joined us.

You have two more tries. Uriel: Okay… are you a werebear? Me: Do I look like one?” Uriel: I’ll take that as a no. Me: Don’t be afraid. Answer the question. Uriel: I smell a trap. Me: lol I have nothing against them, but I’m not a werebear, no. Uriel: Thank fuck. I thought I had poked the bear. Me: Was that a joke? Lmfao Uriel: Did it make you smile?

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

And you’re ugly too. That play wasn’t even all that. And you are definitely not Patrick Mahomes Your “aura” stinks—I don’t know why people think you’re some alpha male or whatever. And why would anyone want to bend over for you? I don’t like your smile either. Your dimples are ugly Silence roared in my ears. For a long moment, I just stared at the screen, completely blank. Then—I laughed. I bit down hard on my lower lip to keep it quiet, shoulders shaking as I leaned forward, pressing my fist to my mouth.