Youre So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

he was going to describe more but when he looks at her expressions he couldn't control his laugh. "How dare u Mr Ryan..this is a hopsital..don't u have any shame?wait a minute..I think u need one more injection " she angrily searches for it ..all his fun mood changed into scary one.. "No no..I was just joking..please, I can't handle one more...I almost reached heaven," he was literally pleading and now it's her turn to laugh..he realises that she was making fun of him ..instars of getting angry he joined her too and was smiling..

They won’t be able to recognize me easy. “Wanna have fun?” I asked with a smirk and eyes burning with fun. “Sh*t! You’re too ugly. Have fun with your d*rty *ass!” They all laughed but it didn’t piss me off. It’s making me smile even more and come to them closely. They look like disgusted by me with hints of confusion on their faces. “That’s fresh blood!” One of them commented. “You know what? I want more,” I said starting to laugh making them all silent. After a satisfying laugh, I swung my hand with the baseball bat again. “DIE!”

" Ugly mannequin " " Have you ever seen one? " He asks with a sneer on his face " Try melting one and you'll know " " Idiot " he mutter standing up straight. " Just wanted to tell you that I'd odered food and it's already in the sitting room so if you like starve and if you like don't starve. I don't care what happens to you either " " You know something? I wanted to tell you that you'd finally had sense but you just had to spoil somehow. Can't blame you any ways it's just not my fault you're like that "

" Alfi exclaimed. I get irritated and pushing Alfi”s forehead with my index finger. "Hey, you little scum! Do you think I write a mere pure comedy story?! A story that focuses on 1 aspect won”t do any good! A story like Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso which has a sad story has a good comedy aspect to make people enjoy the story! And what do you mean by inferior story anyway? Your story is lower than this one! A Nijikon who doesn’t care about his life and he is a weirdo and perv? Hah! Don”t make me laugh!" I exclaimed irritated.

Matt jumped in laughing. "There's no point in laughing, it will only prove how much of a macho man you are. I mean macho macho,macho man you've got to be, a macho man macho, macho man you've got to be." Grey teased, making some funny gestures with his hands. “Did you hear that?” Killian turned to Matt, laughed and shook his head. Matt willed himself not to laugh at his joke but it was already hard as he ended up giving a husky laugh at his words.

he said angrily. "Why are you angry, huh? It's true that you look like an ugly monkey because you're angry. Did I get angry with you when you told me I looked like a cat, didn't I? You're the only one who gets angry. So, it's true that you look like a monkey because you're angry. Ugly monkey! Ugly monkey! Ugly monkey!" I teased him. I laughed. He insulted me and I insulted him, too. "Continue teasing me, Kitty Rose. But the truth is you look like an ugly monkey and not me!" Dark Louiz answered.

“I am ugly and stupid. I am such a fool!” “Who said you are ugly, a stupid, and a fool?” asked the voice in front of me. Wiping my tears, I looked up to see Francine smiling down at me. “Whoever told you that is a stupid insecure fool who doesn’t know what she’s talking about.”

Worse, I have a bad habit of laughing out loud,literally. I don't laugh classically , I laugh loud enough to make another person laugh, Daniel told me one, my laughter is very contagious. Daniel heard me and laughed a little too,but seeing the boss' cold stare ,we had to swallow every amusement piling up inside of us. "My apologies boss"I said immediately. "You are as ugly as your laugh" The boss replied,wow that one hit me,a thunderous laughter from others buried me,I don't think I will ever laugh again. "Don't let it get to you"

I teased "You silly boy ,am going to embarrass you when your special lady comes home, i have a photo album of you picking your nose as a baby ,your naked baby pictures et ce tera "she laughed on the phone "Mom you dont have to go that far ,the most beautiful, most intelligent, most powerful and the woman who tamed my stubborn and ugly father " I joked "Hey ,watch your tongue my husband ain't ugly, it your father that ugly "She shouted angrily. Oops i would give anything to watch her face right now.

no reason even after it looked like they just showered.” The bigger one said as they all laughed. “I mean really how is it possible that you come out the shower with soap in your ears, and you still stink?” The smaller one said as she gagged. As the other two laughed so hard they were starting to cry and the middle one had the loud laugh like a banshee. It was contagious because I found myself chuckling at them. “Hey, can I borrow your ketchup bottle?” The smaller one asked me. “Yea, sure.” I answered handing her the bottle from my table. “Thank you, and I want to apologize for my loud ass cousin they have no home training. I know you couldn’t study in peace with Shawna laughing like a