Youre So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

He frowned at it. annihilatorAK47 ×y'all shouldn't be so ignorant. Remember the waiter he'd kissed? Chelsea is so self absorbed that he'd looked past the fact that he'd literally harassed somebody at his workplace and had shamed him for having an 'unusual' face. Being beautiful is not just about having a pretty face and you Chelsea are the ugliest person I've ever seen. #chelseaugliestbitchintheworld Chelsea scoffed. What? He couldn't believe it. Who the hell did this person think they were?

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

We are still handsome. "Dude, can you still do it? Grind it, dre. Hahaha.." said Raz. "You're really stupid Raz!" they laughed at Rj. Raz is a fool, I'm tripping, Rj and Rj are doing it together haha. "Hey! Rj you even beat pokwang kumembot! You look like a gay! Hahaha.." I laughed and got mad at him. "Lol, Yuan. Don't make me feel sorry for you." Badtrip said.

You have two more tries. Uriel: Okay… are you a werebear? Me: Do I look like one?” Uriel: I’ll take that as a no. Me: Don’t be afraid. Answer the question. Uriel: I smell a trap. Me: lol I have nothing against them, but I’m not a werebear, no. Uriel: Thank fuck. I thought I had poked the bear. Me: Was that a joke? Lmfao Uriel: Did it make you smile?

“What? “ I shrugged an amused look on my face as well. “Swim with a beautiful girl by 1 am in the morning “ He responded. “Did you just call me beautiful ?” I fake gasped. I couldn’t believe I was talking freely with him. “No “ he deadpanned “You just said ‘swimming with a beautiful girl by 1 am in the morning ‘ “ I air-quoted “Yeah. That is what we do not do” he tapped my forehead “You have a very horrible sense of humor “ I facepalmed I hope he won’t make me regret saying this “Don’t tell me you didn’t get the joke. It’s a way of saying you were ug…” he tried to explain

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

"Jamie boy and taking risks. It won't be long till she finds out you're not genuine." "Not if I pretend to be someone else," I defended. Marco laughed again. "I'll bet a thousand dollars in team heattie boy." "Team what?" I looked at him in astonishment and disgust. "Team heattie boy. Or should I say, JEATHER," he burst out laughing... again. "HEAME," Enzo chuckled. "You two fuck off." I stiffened up. These two were just the worse kind of people when it came to jokes. They were bad and terrible.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !