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Office Jokes About My Toilet Time Went Too Far

Office Jokes About My Toilet Time Went Too Far

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"
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Feeding Me to the Zombies

Feeding Me to the Zombies

I spoke through clenched teeth, "Hans... f*cking... open your eyes... and look at the world we live in..." "Let go of Captain Cloude!" Lucas suddenly lunged forward, only to be kicked away by Hans. Winnie hid behind him, revealing half her face while flashing me a victorious smile. However, the sharp-eyed Lucas noticed a red dot on her arm. "You... You were bitten by a zombie?"
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Ice Apocalypse: Shameless and Unstoppable

Ice Apocalypse: Shameless and Unstoppable

I munched on peanuts and shouted, "How was it, Uncle Adam? Is it more exciting than your foot massage in Los Anglos?" "Screw you. Alissa, you shameless little brat... Ahh!" Even at a time like this, he still had such a foul mouth. He was indeed hopeless. I immediately pressed the 'descent' button again, throwing the frightened Uncle Adam down, making him bounce like a yo-yo above the zombies. "Down! Up! Oh, this zombie jumped quite high and almost bit Uncle Adam's wig!"
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The Alpha's Unaware Luna

The Alpha's Unaware Luna

There were doctors, witches, Playboy bunnies, of course, vampires, and at least two zombie nurses with fake blood and tattered scrubs. “Okay, the zombies are too much,” Abby said, wrinkling her nose. “They look like they crawled out of a sewer.” “Not the hot kind either,” Joe agreed. Laughter erupted again just as the sexy nurse server returned with the next round brightly colored shots lined up like a rainbow. “To spooky season!” Janet said, lifting her shot glass high. “To spooky!” they all echoed, clinking glasses before tossing them back.
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Marrying The Devil Mafia Boss

Marrying The Devil Mafia Boss

"I'm with you, and my men are behind us." I shake my head and say, "It's just like what I thought would happen in the movie: malls are open but empty, and then zombies start coming in..." Then there was silence between Fabian and me. After a few seconds, they started laughing at me, and I could see that Fabian was almost shedding tears because he was touching his stomach as he laughed. “Stop laughing at me, I’m not joking…”
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Runaway Wife Inheriting Billions from Bigshots Brothers

Runaway Wife Inheriting Billions from Bigshots Brothers

she said this words with a straight face which Quiliu also replied quickly in a second after her words fell. "I. Don't. Care" Quiliu the silly zombie emphasizes this word for Xiaza to pay attention to what he feels and for Xiaza to know the grievance he was feeling right now, besides, the zombie noticed in the little time he and his little girl get along, he already knew that Xiaza had regarded him as a special zombie to her life, so why not use it to his advantage if he was given opportunity to use it every time? When the zombie thought of this, a sly look pass through his handsome grey face for just a matter of seconds before it was quickly replace by a face that was full of grievance, hi
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The king of the zombies fell in love with me

The king of the zombies fell in love with me

She couldn't help but poke it, and the feel was also very good. I don't want to be shot in the stomach no matter how it looks. But in her memory, the scene of four bullet holes bleeding outward was too clear, and the bright red blood seemed to be right in front of her. She shook her head and poked again to confirm that it was really intact. Really crazy, is it possible that there is a fifth generation of zombies that carry a virus that causes hallucinations, and this boy in front of me is actually a zombie? She patted her face to make herself more conscious.
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The lost packs

The lost packs

They’re both completely absorbed, and I can’t help but feel a smile tugging at my lips. “Snack time!” I announce, setting a plate of fruit and crackers on the floor. Zombie looks up, his face lighting up as he reaches for a cracker. “You read my mind, Amber. You’re a lifesaver.” I sit down beside them, watching the two of them as they munch on snacks and continue their game. “You know, you’re really good with him,” I say, genuinely. “I’m impressed.” “Thanks,” Zombie says, his tone a mix of sincerity and playful arrogance. “Maybe I should consider babysitting as a side gig.”
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Not All The Great are Famous

Not All The Great are Famous

"What's that? Why does he look like a zombie? Jin wonder when he saw Ulryck walking like a zombie. Ulryck was obviously out of his mind because of that look. "Master, what is a zombie? "Devora asked. She didn't know the word zombie, nothing like that in the old days. "Zombie means dancer, look at him, Ulryck is doing great." Jin make fun of Devora. ”Huh? Is that the dance now ...? Anna questioned. "I'll try it! " Devora imitated Ulryck's zombie -like posture and gait. Jin and I laughed out loud because Devora did looks too stupid, wahahaha. "Master Jin!!!"
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