Zombie Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Yanfren knew he could not afford to cross them, but he could not afford the money they demanded either. Just then, Booker roared angrily, "How dare they act so arrogantly after disturbing the peace of our village? Guys, go beat them up!" As the crowd began to move, Wilbur shouted, "The corpse will transform into a zombie if you leave it like that. I advise you to bury it quickly and let me go about my business. Otherwise, don't say I didn't warn you when something happens." "Who are you trying to scare with that story?" "What's this talk about zombies? Grow the f*ck up!"

It was surrounded by those 'walkers', stumbling around like they were in a trance. "What are they?" He breathed out, staring in disbelief. He chugged some water, letting out a sigh of hydrated relief. "They call them walkers." She pointed the screen down slightly to allow him to see easier and switched to the website she was reading. "There's information on them, finally." As Adam read, she watched his expression change from confused to terrified. "This is like an actual zombie movie." He spluttered, barely able to get his words out. Behind them, a stirring caught their attention.

to express his joy. After a while, Ava's resentment and Cheng's satisfaction ends when the girl shrieked in surprise. Her eyes never leave the picture of the apple green skin that covered some of her flesh. One of her feet and some of her fingers reveal a bare-bones view. "I am a zombie?" Her face twisted in confusion... [Even the name is “Z system” it's a written you will have an appearance of a zombie!"] Cheng palms his forehead in strain. Firmly believe that she is somewhat foolish in certain things just a little bit more talkative than her mother...

Zack Flint answered. Candice Kim right now gasped at Zack Flint as she realized something, "You're a siscon!" she shouted which attracted the attention of Carlos Caparas and co., as well as, the zombie students. "You're so noisy" Zack Flint said and firmly gripped the baseball bat he has as he slowly exposed himself and Candice Kim followed as she covered her face with her hands.If there's a hole, she really wanted to hide her embarrassed face.

He looked at the BOSS Zombie, who was now focused on Lia, trying to capture her "epic counterattack." Hey, you rotten Vlogger! Bima screamed at the top of his lungs. The BOSS Zombie turned, his glowing red eyes fixed on Bima. Mmmph... review... challenge... You're not a vlogger! Bima shouted again, You're just a failed rotten meat salesman who can't even make a decent review! Those words hit home. The BOSS Zombie's eyes widened, his pupils shrinking. His body began to shake. ['The Master of Disgusting Food Reviews' Meme ACTIVE!]

I’m not the only one who struggles with technology! Zombie 🧟‍♂️: I’m with Chief, as riveting as this conversation is, I have a report i need to get done. Just get him a stupid shot glass and call it a day. Oh and don’t forget a bumper sticker for me. Arrow 🏹: Wait! If Z is going to get something, i want something too! Me 👻: Oh for fucks sake! Badger 🦡: Oh now you’ve done it Arrow!

"I want to hit you, that's what. What's wrong with your head? I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen someone as dumb as you. If you've got trouble understanding English, go back to school and learn your alphabets. Maybe then you'll hear how stupid you sound. "You're saying I killed your brother? Everyone else in that dorm didn't turn into zombies, but he did, and somehow that's my fault? What, do my hands carry a virus now? I slapped him and turned him into a zombie? If that's the case, go ahead and wait. I'm hitting you with the same hand. You'll be joining him in no time.

Ava's POV: "Oh no! Someone tell her not to go in! I cannot believe this woman! He's not having fits; he's a FREAKING ZOMBIE! Run before you become one too!" I shouted, chucking popcorn at the TV like it was somehow going to save the poor idiot on screen.

Anita waved her hands rapidly, she managed to land a slap on the zombie's face. The zombie groaned before disappearing into the dark. "Did you just hit that guy?", Stephen mouth dropped, no one was expecting that. " It was not intentionally, I was only waving my hands and it hit him", Anita said innocently. " Yeah sure, just be careful next time, we will not want the guys to end up in hospital", Elizabeth said jokily but it was true. A skeleton showed up, Stephen quickly held Anita and moved away from the skeleton to prevent her from breaking it.

“I’ll be baaaaack.” Leesa chuckled. “I thought I might feel bad about doing it, but then I remembered those things aren’t really alive. If they could think, I bet they’d rather be completely dead. I know I would.” “Me, too,” Cali said. “Being a vampire I could handle, but not a freaking zombie. They’re gross.” The two girls returned to their eating. All the talk of killing zombies did not affect their appetites in the least, not with the pizza so tasty.