Zombie Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Natalie immediately ran inside only to see more undead creatures waiting for her including Zofi. “Oh goodness!” she screamed seeing Zofi in front of the refrigerator getting her snacks. “Natalie! What happened to you?” Zofi asked. She too startled. “I’m sorry! I fell asleep in the middle of my zombie marathon and had a terrible nightmare,” Natalie said. “Pinch me,” Zofi said while extending her arm. “No need for that. It was really just a bad, scary dream,” she said. “Or you are still scared to pinch me?” Zofi joked after Natalie refused to pinch her.

"Promise me you will buy the shark ones when he's one year old then. Hmm?" "Fine. But I will throw the zombie onesie away." "Bright! The zombie onesie is my favourite! It has cute zombies!" I complained, whining. "For number one, Zombies are not cute! Bubble will be scared if he sees the zombies! And you don't want him to be scared, do you?" "Bubble will not be a crybaby! He won't be afraid of those tiny zombies-" "Hey." a familiar voice greeted us from the direction where we came in from. Doctor Zunshine closed the door behind her and walked in meekly.

“Like fuck it is. At least not on your own.” I shot him a grin. “Fine, old man. Let’s see how many you get this time, when it’s an even playing field.” “More than you, guaranteed, pipsqueak.” I ignored that. I’d prove him wrong…and besides, we had a line of zombies bearing down on us, dozens of them, moaning and dragging their half-rotted feet along through the snow, their jaws wide and full of filthy teeth. The sun broke the horizon, gilding bare, maggoty scalps and showing details that I — yeah, I could’ve lived forever without seeing some of what I was seeing.

“Why? She deserves it!” Her mother stopped walking, she stepped in front of her and knelt to meet her whining face. Her lips curled to a smile, little folds of lines like waves drew at the sides of her amber eyes. “Even if she deserves it, there is a proper way to deal with it. Remember what Daddy always says?” she held her by the shoulders with her slim hands, wrinkled by time. “People who don’t think and just do things just because they can are the first people who get eaten by zombies on horror movies,” she lectured, poking the tip of her nose. “We don’t want to be one of the zombies walking with no brain, Honey.”

"Hear you screaming like a little bitch!" Brian cringed with a look of hurt on his face. He gasped and then rolled off the bed. Maybe I went a little too far with that one. "You know how I feel about that." He said. His voice was unsteady. Real mature, I thought. He was going to pull the victim card on me. Really! "And how do you think I feel dating a zombie?" Brian gasped. "What does that even mean?" "It means," I said. "You are the most inactive fuck on earth."

she said this words with a straight face which Quiliu also replied quickly in a second after her words fell. "I. Don't. Care" Quiliu the silly zombie emphasizes this word for Xiaza to pay attention to what he feels and for Xiaza to know the grievance he was feeling right now, besides, the zombie noticed in the little time he and his little girl get along, he already knew that Xiaza had regarded him as a special zombie to her life, so why not use it to his advantage if he was given opportunity to use it every time? When the zombie thought of this, a sly look pass through his handsome grey face for just a matter of seconds before it was quickly replace by a face that was full of grievance, his

Fiona chuckled. “You have to be kidding me!” Luella exclaimed as she jumped up and ran to the window. “Do you mean to tell me that idiot old man summoned zombies?” “Yep,” Fiona replied. Luella threw her head back and roared with laughter and said, “Is he stupid?” “Yep,” Fiona chuckled. Dennis ran to the window and looked out, “The fields are loaded with them.” “Back away from the window, my love. Zombies can hypnotize someone who isn’t magical. I need you to help me so please, back away before you’re worthless,” Luella barked.

said Lucas faintly. The Rank 10 Lord Ranked Zombie laughed out loud when he heard Lucas' words. "Hahaha!" The laughter of the Rank 10 Lord Ranked Zombie was like thunder, and it made those who heard it feel as if their eardrums had been pierced.

"Even as a joke, that kind of attitude isn't funny nowadays. You have to stay strong. Felicia, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. A few mouthfuls of peas should be no problem." For some reason, we all giggle at Daisy's unexpected joke about peas, and I'm not really sure why. The other three girls don't seem to know why we're smiling, but none of us seems to care. When we all stop laughing, I look back down at my tray, but something at the table catches my attention, and I look back up.

The faint metallic scent. My eyes flew open. “Don’t touch me!” I jerked away, breath shaking. Tobit straightened, amused. “Relax. Your hair was in your face. You looked like a zombie.” I stared at him. Was this funny to him? “Zombie?” I snapped. “Zombie,” he repeated, dropping into the seat beside me. “Too pretty for one, though.”