Zombie Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Edwin enjoyed narrating "so this zombie follows you and the funniest part being when you scrunch your nose showing the tentricles of our hair inside your nose and that zombie who had cold also scrunched his nose throwing a huge mass of slimy green liquid out of nose that flew out of his nose in a tube like way and instantly when you checked yourself you didn't have any. Finally making you realize that it was not our image but an ACTUAL zombie standing in front of you." "no no no no" Iris lifted her hand to press his lips" "don't say the next part. She made an eww face "That's the best part Iris" Edwin laughed "you were so curios to confirm that it is real you actually touched that coughy out

There was a joke we wolves made at that time, every time Vlad complained about zombies. - what a joke? – Julius asked curiously. -Do you know the difference between a zombie and a vampire?

“Lily, I never knew you had such a voracious appetite for chicken! Is there any left for the rest of us?” Lily’s face reddens even further, but she manages to muster a smile and plays along. “Well, Natasha, you know how irresistible chicken can be. I couldn’t resist its deliciousness!” I chuckle, feeling a sense of camaraderie with Lily in that moment. It’s a small reprieve from the heaviness of my own troubles, a brief moment of lightheartedness amidst the turmoil. “I don’t know if Zombies exist but you’re definitely a chicken zombie” my laugh becoming more and more uncontrollable.

We looked back and Jenny wasn't around. "We're going to die, you know that right?" Benny asked me. "I'm sure I'll be a vampire tomorrow." I replied. "A zombie..." He said "A zombie prostitute!" We both spoke together and started laughing. It was an inside joke in our group, some years ago I listened to a song called Zombie prostitute by Voltaire with a very funny clip, so always when we said we were going to die, the joke was: come back as a zombie prostitute. I wiped the tears that were running from the corner of my eyes and walked to my bed.

Ace: I opened my eyes again as the zombies tried to come at me once more. This time, when I pushed them back, it wasn't with much force. "What the fuck?" I complained, groaning loudly. Both zombies looked at each other before they started chuckling. "Have you guys lost your minds?" I screamed at both Cage and Rome. The two of them burst into uncontrollable laughter. "This isn't funny," I complained, showing them the bite marks. "You really thought we were zombies, didn't you?" Rome chuckled.

After I started working at the zoo, I was added to a group chat called “A Hundred Ways to Kill a Human.” Every member had an animal as their profile picture. At first, I thought it was some quirky staff group. I even found it kind of cute. That was, until I realized they were discussing how to eat me. Pedro the Parrot: [The new human has beautiful eyes. I can’t wait till Christmas. I want to peck them out right now!]

"Zombies eat food?" "I've never seen that before," Darren said. "The television shows never show zombies eating normal food." "All those shows are made up to trick little kids. I can't believe you actually believe them," Fiona mocked Darren. "Art imitates life!" Darren shot back. "I only watch the ones that stick to the classic beliefs about zombies. They're not made-up nonsense." Fiona simply snorted. "What are you laughing at, huh?" Darren could tell she was mocking him. "Don't get all sarcastic with me. If it weren't for Dr. York, I would've kicked you out of the village already."

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

I spoke through clenched teeth, "Hans... f*cking... open your eyes... and look at the world we live in..." "Let go of Captain Cloude!" Lucas suddenly lunged forward, only to be kicked away by Hans. Winnie hid behind him, revealing half her face while flashing me a victorious smile. However, the sharp-eyed Lucas noticed a red dot on her arm. "You... You were bitten by a zombie?"

Screams tore through the B2 level. Martha and I bolted for the stairs. Marcus stumbled behind. The smell of blood hit us like a wall. In the makeshift chapel, Sister Catherine was on her knees before the cross. A bloody hole gaped in her neck. A zombie was hunched over her, greedily tearing at her flesh. It had crawled in through an air vent. “Oh God…” Marcus retched. I grabbed a nearby iron chalice and slammed it into the zombie’s head.