Zombie Funny Quotes

After June is left all alone to survive in the zombie apocalypse, a stranger appears and saves her. Hunter is full of secrets and didn’t save June for no reason. He fights to win her heart and she has to choose between a life of luxury and comfort or be on the run forever.

The zombie apocalypse had arrived, and pets could transform into guardians to protect their owners—each person was allowed no more than three. My best friend had spent a fortune on three Tibetan mastiffs. The landlord cleared out a fish tank to raise a crocodile. My boyfriend? He had stormed the zoo and dragged a lion home. And me? I only had three stray cats. The eldest was blind, the second one limped, and the youngest had just turned one month old. The moment the apocalypse system announced that pet slots were locked, I knew I was doomed. I tried to hide with my three disabled cats, hoping to survive quietly. Day one of the apocalypse: terrified… Day two: helpless… Day three: my cats sauntered over, tails swishing, carrying some unidentifiable object. "Mama, I bit off all the zombie heads on this street. How's that? Solid enough?" I was rendered speechless.

I'm a CEO. Funny things keep happening around me after I meet a weird woman.

Taking a shortcut through a dark and remote alley on Halloween night proved to be a life changing decision of research scientist, Jasper Greene. Bitten by a zombie and brutally attacked by a group of werewolves, he was left for dead only to be discovered and rescued by a vampire king who took him home to heal. Delighted to discover that Jasper's research was on genetics with a focus on elongating life (for which he often used himself as a test subject due to lack of money), the vampire king assigned him the task of shifting the vampire DNA so that it was less obvious what they were when in the company of humans. With his assistant, Lila, in tow he was provided a lab and set to work. With toxins from werewolves and zombies mingling with the vampire blood he was provided during his healing time, Jasper struggled to adjust to his new body while he did his best to accommodate the vampires until the opportunity to escape presented itself. But, where does a man who has vampire, werewolf and zombie traits go? "The Beginning", is book 1 of the Jasper series.

Sarai was an orphan omega slave. She was facing bullying and mistreatment from her park members.  At first, she didn't understand why. Only because she was helped by a mysterious person to learn from books? Or was it about her funny dreams of becoming the first she-beta in history? Was her dreams so funny after all?  As if that's not enough, she then got rejected on her 18th birthday by her fated mate, Alpha Damon. What role could Damon play in her journey of becoming a she-beta?  Could they confront their differences and come together to make her aspirations a reality?

Mati karena menyelamatkan keluarga dari serangan zombie, Maya menemukan bahwa dia telah pindah ke dunia yang damai di mana zombie hanyalah cerita fiksi yang digunakan untuk menakut-nakuti anak-anak nakal. Hidup nyaman adalah tujuan barunya. Namun tubuh asli yang dia gunakan, Finola, sepertinya telah bertunangan dengan seseorang sebelum dia akhirnya menggunakan tubuh ini. Dipaksa oleh 'keluarganya', Maya harus menikah dengan pria lumpuh yang terkenal karena temperamennya yang buruk dan dikabarkan akan segera mati. Namun itu bukan satu-satunya masalah yang dia miliki saat ini. Evan, suaminya sepertinya punya banyak orang yang ingin mencabut nyawanya setiap saat. Dan Maya bertekad untuk menyelamatkan pria itu, ketika dia mengetahui bahwa Evan adalah satu-satunya teman yang dia miliki di dunia yang aneh itu. Menggunakan pengalaman hidup sebelumnya, Maya memulai hidup barunya sebagai istri seorang miliarder yang dingin sejak hari itu!

After the first wave of the apocalypse which claimed billions of lives, however, only one in five hundred million people were immune to the virus, in return, the virus transformed them into metahumans with super abilities. In order to prevent the second wave, seven metahumans were sent on a mission to recover a cure which is located at the "Greenspot"- a place known to be the home of the most dangerous zombie variant.

This is a story of a south African girl, lost in her little world and wants to be happy, and leave joyfully like every girl out there, but unknowingly to her she was destined to be greater than she expects. ***Don't miss the adventure of rethabile as she tackles the challenge of life at a young age......

Brianna Lester, with her unusually platinum blonde hair and grayish-blue eyes, is impossible to miss wherever she goes. Her bubbly personality, hyperactivity, innate talent for tripping even while standing still, and her knack for always causing trouble ensure that she immediately catches the attention of the coolest tattoo artist around. Unfortunately, it's not her rather unique appearance that gets noticed, but her clumsiness. The moment she closes the door of the tattoo shop, one of the pictures hanging on the wall-the owner's favorite, and quite valuable-unexpectedly falls down. To make up for the damage, she ends up working at the shop until she can pay off the cost of the picture. It would all be pretty easy if a sexy tattoo artist didn't enjoy teasing her about her bad luck. By now, Brianna has resigned herself to the idea that her life is stuck in the "never a joy" zone, and her birthday is proof of that. Who can be considered lucky if they were born on a day that only comes once every four years? No one. Some people are kissed by fortune at birth, while others are kissed by bad luck. Brianna definitely falls into the latter category.

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