Novel & Cerita Zombie Funny Quotes

Roman replied "But let be careful, because of all this zombies roaming about, they're waiting for us to get down, so that they can eat us" Michael agreed Mrs Anabel laughed and said "I'm not scared of them and they can't eat my flesh, because it will be bitter for them" One zombie was looking at Mrs Anabel and roaring towards her, Mrs Anabel roar back at the zombie. They all laughed and Roman said "Baby you're so funny" "I hate seeing those Monsters face, it irritates me so much" Mrs Anabel said.

However, it seems that low-levels zombies are really stupid. “Grrr???” They asked back, Farrah even thought she heard a confused hum coming from them, making her smile. She then felt she was ridiculous. This zombies are threat! Why is she even amused! Dior got so much annoyed with his men's stupidity and growled louder. “Grrr! Grr!” The zombies, “....???” Seeing no hope in using them, Dior huffed and kicked the zombies away as they wailed. All of them flew and landed on a wall with a bang.

Xia's eyes were half-closed when the zombie's dull eyes lightened out of the blue. “Wu…ye…s…wu” the zombie clumsily said, it took a long time for him to organize words as a response. Xia thought it was really funny to see this silly zombie have that kind of expression. Her fetishes for a person's silly appearance make her hook for a moment before snapping back into reality. Xia look over at the zombies not far away from her with a smile still plastered on her pouty plump lips, now it was the zombie turn to be hooked again, he was always really attracted by the little girl smiles, a ruthless smile, a playful smile, a creepy smile, all in all, he was so hooked that he felt he can continue to l

He still looked like a sulking toddler, who didn’t know what to do with himself, because the other kids in the sandbox didn’t want to dance to his tune… I sighed. “You can't change who I am, so stop trying. It will only make you look old. Besides,” I deadpanned and smirked at him. “If all else fails, you could just use those Illuminati connections of yours and bring me back. I'm sure I’ll make a fun zombie.” “Stop trying to---!” he cut me off and groaned in frustration. “Stop making light of it! I can’t---!”

Todd didn't want that. "Back to the report, please" Todd heaved a sigh of relief as Karl opened back the notes. "So, what is going to happen to the bitten" Karl sought answers again. "Have you ever watched a zombie movie?" Todd tried explaining in the easiest way he thought Karl would understand. "Are you saying they will become zombies?" Karl asked excitingly. "Yeah, more like that" Todd hoped he had satisfied him. "How are we going to know you are not lying" Karl asked ridiculously. Todd was maddened.

“Lily, I never knew you had such a voracious appetite for chicken! Is there any left for the rest of us?” Lily’s face reddens even further, but she manages to muster a smile and plays along. “Well, Natasha, you know how irresistible chicken can be. I couldn’t resist its deliciousness!” I chuckle, feeling a sense of camaraderie with Lily in that moment. It’s a small reprieve from the heaviness of my own troubles, a brief moment of lightheartedness amidst the turmoil. “I don’t know if Zombies exist but you’re definitely a chicken zombie” my laugh becoming more and more uncontrollable.

We looked back and Jenny wasn't around. "We're going to die, you know that right?" Benny asked me. "I'm sure I'll be a vampire tomorrow." I replied. "A zombie..." He said "A zombie prostitute!" We both spoke together and started laughing. It was an inside joke in our group, some years ago I listened to a song called Zombie prostitute by Voltaire with a very funny clip, so always when we said we were going to die, the joke was: come back as a zombie prostitute. I wiped the tears that were running from the corner of my eyes and walked to my bed.

Ace: I opened my eyes again as the zombies tried to come at me once more. This time, when I pushed them back, it wasn't with much force. "What the fuck?" I complained, groaning loudly. Both zombies looked at each other before they started chuckling. "Have you guys lost your minds?" I screamed at both Cage and Rome. The two of them burst into uncontrollable laughter. "This isn't funny," I complained, showing them the bite marks. "You really thought we were zombies, didn't you?" Rome chuckled.

After I started working at the zoo, I was added to a group chat called “A Hundred Ways to Kill a Human.” Every member had an animal as their profile picture. At first, I thought it was some quirky staff group. I even found it kind of cute. That was, until I realized they were discussing how to eat me. Pedro the Parrot: [The new human has beautiful eyes. I can’t wait till Christmas. I want to peck them out right now!]

"Zombies eat food?" "I've never seen that before," Darren said. "The television shows never show zombies eating normal food." "All those shows are made up to trick little kids. I can't believe you actually believe them," Fiona mocked Darren. "Art imitates life!" Darren shot back. "I only watch the ones that stick to the classic beliefs about zombies. They're not made-up nonsense." Fiona simply snorted. "What are you laughing at, huh?" Darren could tell she was mocking him. "Don't get all sarcastic with me. If it weren't for Dr. York, I would've kicked you out of the village already."