Zombie Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“Flossie, calm down. You need to tell us how many and how far they are. And more importantly, what the fuck is a zomber?” “You know, zombers. ZOMBERS!” Flossie jumped up and down and waved her hands about. The commotion brought the others out of their tents to find out what all the noise was about, just in time to see Flossie start to dance. “What are you doing?” I asked her. She made T-rex arms and stomped from foot to foot. “Isn’t that the dance from the Thriller video?” said Jenny. “Oh, I see,” I said. “You mean zombies. Zombies are coming. Fuck.”

Sarah muttered, rolling his eyes. Favour adjusted his glasses. “I’m going to sleep for a week. Maybe two and never read any book that has to do with zombies again.” “Boring,” Justin said with a grin. “Me? I’m hitting up the biggest buffet in town. And I’m not leaving until they roll me out.” “You’d be doing that even if there wasn’t a zombie apocalypse,” Collins quipped, earning a round of laughter. Jeff smiled faintly. “I just want to see my family again.”

I didn't fall asleep, but I was rotten with sleep. - Mother Moon helps us. A zombie had just entered the kitchen. - Colby screamed between laughs, making me jump. - That under your eyes, is it dark circles, or did you fall on a piece of shit? – Dominic added, joining our brother's laughter. - Do you two remember the Power Rangers movies we used to see? Why don't you guys get up each other's ass and turn into a Megazord? - I tell them, irritated, but they send themselves to the floor laughing.

"Useless! If it weren't for Chief Quinn and Chief Lorant, you'd have been zombie food already! And now you won't even lift a finger to help. Ungrateful wretch!" "That's right, nothing but an ungrateful parasite!"

If it was as easy as killing zombies in Zombie Warfare, I wouldn't be happy. "Nicky..." I heard Bennet call. "Huh?" I answered absentmindedly looking at the man. Bennet frowned. "You look funny, what are you thinking?" he asked. "Zombies," I answered. Bennet's eyes widened. Oh, fool! Did I mention the zombies? "I mean... what... ahhmmm... hehehehe!" I just laughed. Great, I'm really good! Why is Bennet allergic to Zombies? Thank you!

she said this words with a straight face which Quiliu also replied quickly in a second after her words fell. "I. Don't. Care" Quiliu the silly zombie emphasizes this word for Xiaza to pay attention to what he feels and for Xiaza to know the grievance he was feeling right now, besides, the zombie noticed in the little time he and his little girl get along, he already knew that Xiaza had regarded him as a special zombie to her life, so why not use it to his advantage if he was given opportunity to use it every time? When the zombie thought of this, a sly look pass through his handsome grey face for just a matter of seconds before it was quickly replace by a face that was full of grievance, his

Roman replied "But let be careful, because of all this zombies roaming about, they're waiting for us to get down, so that they can eat us" Michael agreed Mrs Anabel laughed and said "I'm not scared of them and they can't eat my flesh, because it will be bitter for them" One zombie was looking at Mrs Anabel and roaring towards her, Mrs Anabel roar back at the zombie. They all laughed and Roman said "Baby you're so funny" "I hate seeing those Monsters face, it irritates me so much" Mrs Anabel said.

However, it seems that low-levels zombies are really stupid. “Grrr???” They asked back, Farrah even thought she heard a confused hum coming from them, making her smile. She then felt she was ridiculous. This zombies are threat! Why is she even amused! Dior got so much annoyed with his men's stupidity and growled louder. “Grrr! Grr!” The zombies, “....???” Seeing no hope in using them, Dior huffed and kicked the zombies away as they wailed. All of them flew and landed on a wall with a bang.

Xia's eyes were half-closed when the zombie's dull eyes lightened out of the blue. “Wu…ye…s…wu” the zombie clumsily said, it took a long time for him to organize words as a response. Xia thought it was really funny to see this silly zombie have that kind of expression. Her fetishes for a person's silly appearance make her hook for a moment before snapping back into reality. Xia look over at the zombies not far away from her with a smile still plastered on her pouty plump lips, now it was the zombie turn to be hooked again, he was always really attracted by the little girl smiles, a ruthless smile, a playful smile, a creepy smile, all in all, he was so hooked that he felt he can continue to l

Todd didn't want that. "Back to the report, please" Todd heaved a sigh of relief as Karl opened back the notes. "So, what is going to happen to the bitten" Karl sought answers again. "Have you ever watched a zombie movie?" Todd tried explaining in the easiest way he thought Karl would understand. "Are you saying they will become zombies?" Karl asked excitingly. "Yeah, more like that" Todd hoped he had satisfied him. "How are we going to know you are not lying" Karl asked ridiculously. Todd was maddened.