먼치킨 Novels & Stories

he sat on one of the corner tables with a big picture of a kid licking a vanilla cone behind his back on the walls, “… and chicken McNuggets in the MacYum." I quietly sat opposite him. “That is a fact anyone would know.” I was totally bluffing. I was taken away by his thoughtfulness and was mos surprised that he cared enough to do his homework on me before asking me out. “But tell me if I like it extra spicy or roasted?" “I think you like it extra spicy,” he said, licking his lips. “With lots of extra cheese and ketchup."

They should really have an area just for little people. We meet up with the other groups in the front of the Park. And head over to Portillo’s restaurant. Manny orders 4 Italian beef combos, 4 Polish sausages, and 4 hot dogs meals then asks me what I want. “What the hell, are you eating all that food by yourself?!” My aunt YoYo asks him stunned. He just nods and tells them to get whatever they want. We all order our food and eat there. Before we leave Manny orders more food for later.

"This is.... nice." I muttered awkwardly while staring at the weird looking restaurant. We're in the Denovan Central Mall and in this mall has this red colored restaurant with a huge yellow chicken sign. Oh, and a chicken mascot. "Daddy! Daddy! Look! It's a chicken!!" Charlie grinned, pointing towards the mascot. "I want to be one!" I pitied the person in that chicken right now, it must be hot. "MR. LANGSTON!" A voice boomed behind us.

ああ――頭が痛くなりそう。 私は軽くため息をつきながら、それでも気を取り直して話題を戻した。 「そっか……一矢も本当に大変な毎日を送ってるのね。あのね、『ミック』っていうのは、あの赤地に黄色で大きく『Ｍ』のマークが書かれている看板の店のことよ。正式名称はミクドナルドって言うの。ハンバーガーやフライドポテトがすごく美味しいから、食べたことないなら一緒に食べてみようよ！」

彼は興奮した様子で息を荒くした。 「餅を食べた後、また泊まっていいかな？」 私はクスリと笑った。 「この餅はなんと500個の生牡蠣に匹敵するほどだ。食べ終わった後は、どれだけ元気になるか想像もつかないよ。無駄にしちゃだめよ！」

「身長も体重も、好きな食べ物から性癖までなんでも教えたげるよ？」 「えっと、じゃあ、好きな食べ物は？」 「あいつはね、ハンバーグが好きなんだ。ハンバーガーも好きだったから、中学のときはよくマックに行ったんだよ」 「まっく？」 「マック。知らない？ マクドナルホド」 「噂に聞いたことはありますね。確か、学生は放課後にまっくを嗜むんですよね？」

Well, kayabang-yabang din naman kasi ang paligid. "The taiyaki is a must-try," dugtong niyang pa-trivia, at tinuro ang isang stall na may mahabang pila. "It's filled with sweet red bean paste. But you should also try the menchi katsu. It's like a deep-fried pork cutlet sandwich." "Gutom na ako," wala sa sarili kong sabi, ang mata ko ay nakatuon na rin sa tinuro niyang stall.

ฮ่องเต้ขมวดคิ้ว "เช่นนั้นเจ้าจะว่าอย่างไร หากคนของเจ้าถึงกับให้คนอื่นแอบสับเปลี่ยนหน้าตาแล้วล่อลวงไปได้ง่ายดาย"