Bad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I said, stepping away from him. "Wait!" he exclaimed. I stopped walking and glanced back at him. "At least tell me your name?" he asked. "It wouldn't be nice if I don't remember the name of the damsel I just saved." Wow, he must have really thought his pick-up lines would work on me. I wondered how many girls he had charmed with those lines. I must admit, he smiled at everything he said. It was somewhat annoying since nothing was amusing yet strangely alluring, as his smile made him even more attractive.

"If you think her family is bad, then you should meet mine. Although, usually, it's not so much the family fighting as it is angry fathers and scorned lovers. We tend to leave a trail of broken hearts." "Gee, a great line like that and yet you still manage to get laid." He grinned at her. "It's my great big?" He paused and winked. "Smile." Francine laughed. "Oh, you're a bad one. No wonder the girls drop their panties for you." The phone rang and she leaned over to grab it. "House of pleasure, how may I orally please you?" she purred, recognizing the number. "You are such a nasty skank," Naomi exclaimed. "I see you made it home safe. But, I've got to say, I'm surprised at your choice in ride

he asked, I can feel his gaze fixed on the side of my face. " You should feel egoistic. Because if you think, all women will find you attractive then you are too full of yourself." I say without looking at him, letting him know that, I am not going to fall for his cheesy looks. " But you are one of that beautiful woman from whom men can't take their eyes off," he said scooting closer to me. " Boys at school use better pickup lines than you," I say savagely looking at him. " Well, I am not a boy, I am a man. Given a chance, I will prove what else I am good at than those frat fuck boys." I didn't realize it, but when I felt his breath got my ear I realized how close he was.

“I am going to take that as a no.” “I am glad you are catching on so quickly.” “So what is a girl like you doing in a place like this?” “That is fucking terrible” “I could not help it. I just had to say it.” “What is a guy like you doing in here in any case?” “Is that a real question or a fucked up line?” “Do you know me to say fucked up lines?” “I guess it's a question, then.” “You are guessing, right.” “You have some explaining to do.”

she is unable to control her feelings. Ryan was looking at her intensely..."so what u think...ur badluck is changing " Sana teased him....Ryan came in his senses and was just smiling " letter "A" is not that bad...but still how my badluck is getting so good...there must be something fishy..because from my childhood till now this letter never proved good to me ..then how now ??" He asked himself raising eyebrows...Sana hit him playfully " u really thinking too much ryan.." she rolled her eyes...Ryan moved his eye to Ava but he saw she was not there..

He kissed me on my nose before he whispered, “You’re a sight for sore eyes.” “Miss you too,” I murmured. “Thought your class is not in an hour.” “I came early to see you.” “Thanks.” My smile wouldn’t obliterate from my face. “I wish I have someone who would do that.” Megan laughed at Victoria. “Wait for your turn, and maybe you should have stopped ignoring when guys start to make a move.” “I have tastes with men, you know. Who’s not just interested in getting into my pants.” “Don’t set your standard as high as the Everest, Victoria.”

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

"You've got the rest of your life to be annoying? Can you take a day off? You'd think it's your full time job." "Your attitude is absolutely disgusting."she gasped. "So is your personality, but you don't hear me complaining about it." I replied. I'm Amelia Black. The daughter of Collin and Maria Black. I'm what the people call the "Bad Girl". They started calling me that so I started becoming that. My reputation started because of what happened in my past and ever since then people won't even give me a chance to explain myself. I didn't believe I would ever meet someone who would see past my bad reputation, until I met him...

“He thinks I’m visiting an old friend named Vicki.” “What happened to being a good girl?” I can hear the amusement in his voice. “You and I both know you love it when I’m a little bit bad. In fact, Daddy loves it when his little girl is naughty.” “Maybe I do, sweetheart. However, you and I both know what happens to naughty girls, don’t we?” “Maybe you should pull the car over and show me what happens to them.”

“How bad was the day?” Olivia considered. “Scale of one to ten?” “Sure.” “Jack.” Tessa didn’t hesitate. “We’ll take six. To start.” The waiter nodded and disappeared. “Love that for us,” Isabella said, adjusting her bracelet. The shots arrived quickly. Clear liquid in neat little glasses, lime wedges on a small plate beside them. They didn’t wait. Glasses clinked. “To bad decisions,” Tessa declared. “To better ones,” Isabella corrected.