Bad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Is this guy serious? "Are you shitting me right now? That has to be the worst pickup line I've ever heard." Dels says while narrowing her eyes at the boys. Next to her Tess also looks less than impressed. The chumps are not done yet though, "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg and I'll go down." The other boy says as we finally make it back to where the girls are sitting. "Wow. Congratulations." Tess says while slow clapping. "That one was even worse."

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.

Not too close, just enough that I didn't feel concerned. “That morning, I reached for my phone because…” He smiled sadly. “I wanted your number. I wanted breakfast. I wanted to know your real name and I wanted another day… with you. But then you rejected me before I could even shoot my shot and I was hurt and…” His laugh carried no humor. “And then my stupid wallet disappeared. I just didn't know how to react.” The room became painfully quiet. “You were supposed to be a one-night stand.” I said, my voice surprisingly calm.

Not understanding how to interact, I started awkwardly, " Hi..I..I am Kiera Stevens.." He gave me a toothy smile, flattering, " I know..I mean, our fathers have already shared everything, isn't it? By the way, I am Kevin Morgan. I must say that you are far more beautiful than I thought." I blushed slightly at his remark but secretly rolled my eyes in annoyance. Gosh! It was the lamest pick up lines that I had listened in school days. I cleared my throat to get to the point straightforward,

“Your balls.” “Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.

‘I can see you desperately searching for me, You want to know who I am? It’s too easy, I’m right in front of you, But you can’t see me, You are blinded by trust, I’m closer than the voice ringing in your head, An enemy within, Oops, I said too much, Keep guessing wrong, It’s fun to see, A little advice, Don’t give up just yet, There are a lot of things you need to know, P.S, your secret lover.’ “Argh! This is driving me crazy! Who the fuck is this person and what do they even want from me?” I groaned as I slammed the paper on the table, gaining a bit of attention from people around our table.

“Good thing we’re not strangers anymore, then. I’d hate to think you’d broken one of your rules for me.” “If I had, you’d be worth breaking them for,” Charles said. He realized how corny that sounded and he sat back on the bench and let out a groan. “Oh man, that was the worst pickup line ever. I’m so sorry. Can we rewind?” Bev laughed, and when she did, every part of her seemed so open and raw. It was one of the most beautiful things Charles had ever seen. “Nope, sorry. I don’t do take-backs,” she said with a teasing grin.

He was obviously trying to get in my pants. If he knew better, he'd back off. “Actually, yes. I need help with my heart because it fell the moment it laid eyes on you.” He said. I wondered how many times he had used that on many women. “Wait, do you think that stupid pick-up-line is actually going to work on me? You better back off, Mister before I lose my cool.” I spat out. Mum always said I had the most bad temper. I expected him to go away. But, he didn’t. Instead, he took one of my hands.

Making them turn more red. " Correct me if I am wrong. But I feel like you grow more beautiful with each passing day." Eirene rolls her eyes to scoff.Smiling. " Seriously Ardo? This pick up line is so cliche!" " Is it? But I invented it just now. When I got mesmerized by your beauty." " Oh please! Stop this!" Pushing his shoulders she tries to push back. To only have Ardo hold her wrists and pin them above her head. Her eyes widening in surprise.

If you haven't guess my best friend is your typical billionaire Playboy whose not ready to settle and enjoy everything life have offer ,he has way why settle down and be stuck with one when you can have them all. We got to the section ,I offered Samantha a sit close to me. I could feel she was uncomfortable with the eyes practically eye raping her including that of my best fried who had already sent the two woman away to focus on on my sammy. "Woah!.....what do we have here..an Angel in disguise.." He said in an husky voice uses and the same lame pick up line he uses to lure women to his trap. "My name his Samantha Novara " Sammy said uncomfortably are beautiful blue eyes looking every wher