Best Your Mom Jokes Novels & Stories

she went on. “We are both tired, as well, Mom. See? We aren’t your biological sons.” Josh couldn’t resist joking, earning him an eye roll from his mother. “Do you get as tired as women, though? They both wore eight-inched high heels the entire day. “Besides, what’s the point of telling me that? What, do you want them to give you a massage in return? In your dreams, maybe,” their mother said with a snort at her own joke.

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

"Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a warning!" "Don't be so killjoy, Sophia!" said my mom. "Laughter is the best medicine! Why don't you allow him to prove himself to all of us!" "Mom, I said I am not really into comedy so please stop insisting that!" I exclaimed for her to know that I am not interested in hearing any kind of jokes!

Ryder accused. “That is not true !” Mom dramatically gasped while putting her hand on her chest to feign the expression of being wrongly accused. “I was not going to show her your childhood’s embarrassing photos,” she continued. “Oh really ? Then what were you going to do ?” Ryder demanded with his tone suggesting that he did not believe her. “I was going to show her your recent embarrassing photos,” Mom answered and I burst out laughing. “You are terrible, Mom,” Ryder mumbled. “You can’t even make jokes,” he sulked.

I burst into laughter, clutching my stomach. A look of puzzlement crossed their faces. “What's so funny?” Evelyn asked. I wiped fake tears from my eyes. “Mom's joke. I mean you walked in here with documents and expected me to sign them at your request. If that's not the joke of the year, I don't know what is. You should consider stand up comedy as a career, mom.” “You're such a brat, Trent! I raised you. How dare you talk to me like that?” Mom roared, finally losing her cool mother act.

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

I've been craving it for quite a while now. "Awwwnn…. Thank you, Jojo, you are the best", I exclaimed, and pulled her into a tight embrace. "You're welcome, dear", she replied with a warm smile. "What about me? I'm getting jealous" " my mom teased, pouting her lips and pretending to be jealous. "Of course, you are the best, Mom", I responded with a wink, blowing her a kiss. Jojo shook her head in amusement, her gaze shifting between my mom and me.

I explained in a small voice. "Miscounted?" Mom spat, interrupting me. "You're the only one who didn't get anything. She was probably annoyed that you were trying to get one. Why must you be so greedy? You're so embarrassing! Will you only be satisfied when everyone ridicules me for raising such a greedy daughter?" A wave of stress crashed into me. I dug my nails into my arms and scratched myself until my skin turned raw and bloody. However, I didn't feel even an ounce of comfort.

I mean I love my mom and dad but they some times behave like teenagers and by some times I mean always "You can look now"My mom says and I uncover my eyes and look at her and my dad. "So I heard you were looking for me"I put on my best innocent face but she doesn't buy it. "You glued your teacher to his chair"My mom says like its the craziest thing in the world. "I swear Mr Jonas was asking for it. I mean he gave me detention for saying the quiz we organized was absolute shit "I try to defend myself. "Wait Mr Jones is your maths teacher as in H. L Jones?"My mom asks with wide eyes. I nodded my head yes and all of a sudden she starts laughing.

Just a warm hug and a fit of giggles , and she is no longer angry at me. "Ok I will, now leave me and go freshen up" "Hmmm. Thanks Mom . Love you" "yeah I know now go , you sure know how to sugar talk don't you?" "Of course I do! my mom makes the best sweets in the town , sweetness in my blood " "Such a drama queen" "yup! I am!" I said with a playful smile and left to my room . But not Before giving a little peak on mom's cheek . "Be fast you gotta go to university today remember?"