Best Your Mom Jokes Novels & Stories

I'll only ever be a disappointment to him. I still make my jokes though. Thats the time where I can be myself, and make people happy. I want to make people happy. I've never liked it when they're upset. Everytime Theo got upset, I'd tell him a funny story and that usually worked. I wonder if Mommy would have liked my jokes?

"And no embarrassing baby stories!" Mom looked scandalized. "But the bathtub incident is my best material!" "MOM!" We all burst out laughing, and for a moment, I almost forgot about the contract, the lies, and the complicated web I'd woven myself into.

Her legs shuffled awkwardly and her legs were on the verge of colliding with each other, she quickly used the table to support herself. "Mom, you're officially insane." She struck a final pose, hands on hips, and grinned from ear to ear. "Insane or brilliant? Either way, you're up, Sleepyhead!" I shook my head in disbelief. "You know, most moms would just use an alarm clock." "There's absolutely no fun in that. Now get your ass into that bathroom." She winked and blew an air kiss in my direction before leaving the room. My bond with Mom is something else. She's got this knack for turning everyday stuff into a comedy show. We're not your typical parent-child duo; it's more like having a partn

" (he will be handsome afterall ,he has gone on his father) Dad said proudly to which mom started laughing loudly, like dad had just cracked a very funny joke. I was looking at mom to dad and dad to mom, while standing there like a statue on my place. Dad's looked offended at this, as his face become red out of anger, and this time he snapped at mom. "Why are you laughing like a mad woman? What is here to laugh?" dad asked mom while gritting his teeth. "I am laughing becoz, mistakenly I heard you saying that Advay's handsome-ness has gone on you." Mom said still giggling.

It's just that my dad is always joking around when he's at home but one should also be serious in life and my dad looks even more funnier when he does that. "I don't know!", I answered and frowned. I really didn't know why my mom is being so excited like that! "I know!", dad whispered and motioned at me to lean a little bit forward. "Your mom found a new best friend who is as insane as she is and they would like to live happily ever after!", he whined girlishly and tried to imitate mom's voice. The keyword being tried here! He failed lol! He actually sounded like a newborn koala!

From: Mom [Thu, 9:39 pm] That's okay, you can laugh as much as you want even though you're sad for having a broken heart. I gasped. Mom can turn tables, doesn't she? To: Mom [Thu, 9:41 pm] I am your daughter, mom! I can't believe you can do me dirty! I answered, pasting crying emojis. From: Mom [Thu, 9:42 pm] I'm just joking, haha! I hope you're doing fine, we love and miss you so much!

CHRISTY: My phone rang again and without making Mom wait, answered it. “What’s going on?” I asked. “Was that a prank, Mom? Or is this some kind of joke?” My voice trembled in the end as I held my phone close to my ear. My throat went dry as I waited for my mother's reply. “A prank? Is that the result of watching nonsense videos? You think your Dad's life is some sort of joke?” Mom snapped on the other side of the line.

Friday better be worth my stupid behaviours. I screamed when I found mom by the door. "Mom you scared me," I said. "Sorry, I brought you berries," she said. "Thanks mom," I said. "I love you," I said as I stuffed more berries into my mouth. "The berries or me?" mom asked and I laughed. "You," I answered. "I still hold the title for best parent, don't I?" she asked me. I laughed and nodded.

I hesitated, smiling comically before resting my head back on the pillow. "Ehen, even at that... Who are you shy of in this house?" my mom chuckled as she teased -- she was always fond of taunting me so she could have a good laugh. "Mmom!... Like seriously?" I exclaimed startlingly with a surprised look on my face as I laughed - throwing a pillow at her feet. "So mummy can not tell jokes again?" she concluded rhetorically while laughing and was about turning to leave when my room door resounded with brief knockes.

Mom stepped out on the deck next, her eyes honing in on my girl. "Dad's ogling my baby." "Ooh, Jace is that your new girl? She's gorgeous, smoking hot. Way to go son, nice trade, a definite improvement from the last one. That last one looked like horse food." She was no help, but why would I expect anything different? "Mom how do you know what horse food looks like?" "Or any food for that matter?" Dad got a slap behind the head for that one. Mom is the world's worst cook hands down.