Cheesy One-liners For Her Novels & Stories

“Tick me off one more time, I dare you, idiot.” Damn, she really is pissed off. Her face was red and her knuckles were balled into a fist. I bit my lips then leaned closer. And my game face was on. “I am an idiot.” I whispered in her ear. “A total idiot for you, babe.” The moment Ahbaya heard this, she immediately pushed my face away and laughed like crazy. Clapping her hands as I winked on her. "That's so tacky! Is it one of those lines you use on those old hags you bang, huh?!"

Oh, fuck here comes the cheesy chat-up lines that Jack is famous for. She looks herself up and down before looking back at us and she generally looks confused. "Hmm jogging?" "Well feel free to jog yourself right into my bedroom any time!" "Haha, I'll keep that in mind, now get back to work so I can see them fine muscles in action!" She has a smirk across her face and even though they're just messing around I quickly realize that I dont like it.

she demanded. “What?” “Cheesy Doritos,” she explained. “I like the cheesy ones.” I smirked and grabbed a bag of them as well as the original ones. “What Els wants, Els gets.” “Does that count for orgasms?” I stopped and stared at her. “Did you just say that out loud?” She pushed the cart forward, making my hand fall away from the side, and she stopped right next to me. She craned her neck back to look at me, and grinning, she said, “You’re rubbing off on me, Aiden James.”

She would be the perfect fling for him, at least father is less grumpy and it was easier to talk to him these days. "I guess I am emotionally picky. Where are you headed? Let me escort you," She giggled again before telling me she was looking for some cheese kind of dessert. "Tell me, your human chef, is he in any way related to Lucius's cause that brother of yours has the perfect chef with an ah-maziiing talent for every kind of cheese dish I could only dream of." My smile grew just a little bit wider, her random words were really out of the blue and I patted her hand that rest on the crook of my arm and told her about our human chefs at the den.

Lee tease me and laugh. I smile to her. "You know if you are someone else, I will beat a shit out of you but you are my best friend and yes she is beautiful but HER BEAUTY IS ONLY FOR MINE"

" What did you say? Look at me. Will you ever find an elegant and sophisticated woman like me? As I said you men don't know what beautiful and perfect is. You find beauty in big boobs and plastic faces!" She yells throwing her legs in the air. Her wine splits around as she keeps shaking her glass. " That's bad. Are you that much upset that you are talking bad about people?" " You mean I am bad? Maybe. No wonder he didn't even hesitate to cheat on me!"

" she asked shocked. She was pretty high on the list. "You" "Me?" she asked shocked again. "Yes you" How is that possible?" "I should be asking what you did to me. I always think about you, no matter the situation. It seems like you are always in my mind" "I have never heard something so cheesy before" she giggled. "I have never said something so cheesy either" he snickered and both of them burst into laughter. "Okay I have to get up now," she said again. "Okay fine, I will let you go because you have asked so much"

“How funny, you seek academics when you lack a clever retort.” I bit my lips gulping my laugh down and took a long, long, deep breath to calm myself. “IQ 132 knows nothing.” I taunted and she parted her lips to battle. “Fifty-six.” She yelled in excitement. “Too late.” “Don’t cheat.” “Oh, I am?” “Yes, you are.”

I'm going to have a heart attack here because of Hershey. "You pig! Get ready for me." I said to her. "bleeeh!" She show me her tongue then he ran away. I chase her. She act like a hoorses when she's running.. I felt so tired. "Hahahaha. You look like a turtle, Yuan. Hahaha!" she laughs constantly. "Stupid! Pig." I said pissed off. "You're thick! Monkey!!!" she replied while laughing. My heart beat faster when I saw her beautiful face and smile. She looks like a Goddess.

"You talk as if you guys cheat with guys... you get a gf and then have three side chicks and fuck them all... so don't fuck with me if she wants me and her gf.." He laughed, "okay relax you make a valid point.. I get it.. you're hot, I'd want you too even if I was married.." Now I smiled, "look at you being all corny... I don't like dick unfortunately, so I wouldn't date you if you were single.." Her left hand went to touch her chest, right over her head, "ouch... I'll remove this dick and definitely turn lesbian just for you..." "God you're an idiot." I laughed.