Cheesy One-liners For Her Novels & Stories

Lee tease me and laugh. I smile to her. "You know if you are someone else, I will beat a shit out of you but you are my best friend and yes she is beautiful but HER BEAUTY IS ONLY FOR MINE"

I'm going to have a heart attack here because of Hershey. "You pig! Get ready for me." I said to her. "bleeeh!" She show me her tongue then he ran away. I chase her. She act like a hoorses when she's running.. I felt so tired. "Hahahaha. You look like a turtle, Yuan. Hahaha!" she laughs constantly. "Stupid! Pig." I said pissed off. "You're thick! Monkey!!!" she replied while laughing. My heart beat faster when I saw her beautiful face and smile. She looks like a Goddess.

"You talk as if you guys cheat with guys... you get a gf and then have three side chicks and fuck them all... so don't fuck with me if she wants me and her gf.." He laughed, "okay relax you make a valid point.. I get it.. you're hot, I'd want you too even if I was married.." Now I smiled, "look at you being all corny... I don't like dick unfortunately, so I wouldn't date you if you were single.." Her left hand went to touch her chest, right over her head, "ouch... I'll remove this dick and definitely turn lesbian just for you..." "God you're an idiot." I laughed.

“I mean, you seem more… adventurous.” She giggles that delightful laugh of hers, the one that makes me feel both mortified and exhilarated. “Oh, so you thought that, did you?” “As a very wise person I know often says, that sounded much better in my head,” I admit sheepishly, grinning at her. “Kiss ass,” she nudges my shoulder playfully. “But it’s all in the toppings, you know.” She raises her eyebrows mischievously. “I want whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and sprinkles. Anything but vanilla would just be too much.”

She approaches me and gives me a kiss, then stretches out her arms and wraps me in a hug, to speak softly in my ear. " If you make any jokes, any "one"liners", I'll kill you. I swear it. I'll commit murder. " She pulls away with a forced smile on her lip and continues " It was great, love, I'm a bit tired, you know, I " she forces the "I" " got carried away on the walk, forgot I couldn't strain my knee, now it's hurting a bit."

' "Sexy gay, beautiful gay, smart gay, crazy gay, cute gay, amazing gay, everything gay... I know the word perfect only exist in the dictionary, but you.. you are perfect to me." 'babyyy... what the fuck my face is burning.. stop being so fucken cute and cheesy...' she said hiding her face and I laughed, "what?" She jumped a bit and her phone fell making me see black ish only... I heard her laugh before she came back in view. I was holding my head, "ouch baby.. I fell.. and you didn't even catch me.." She laughed more, 'i'd never miss.. if you fall I'll definitely catch you...'

She was perfect in all senses and I wanted her to laugh like that forever. “Congratulations gorgeous, I fell in love with you a thousand times tonight.” I said, holding the wheel with one hand and pulled her cheek with the other. She swatted my hand away. “Am I being cheesy again?” I asked. “Add some burger to it and shove it in your mouth.”

“Jeez, that was bad.” “I’m going for cheesy now. If cheesy doesn’t work then I’m going to move on to slutty.” I waggled my eyebrows suggestively. She chuckled. “Well I can tell you now that cheesy isn’t going to work, so why don’t we skip straight to slutty?” she suggested, leaning forward and resting her elbows on the table. I couldn’t help but lean in too as I looked into her big brown eyes. I longed to reach out and brush the hair off her face and trail my fingers along her cheek.

“Then everyone will know you’re MY twinkle toes.” She shook her head at me with a half smile, but reached up to peck me again on the lips. “You’re ridiculous, Pal,” she chuckled. “Maybe. But I’m your ridiculous Pal.” Holy goddess, when did I become so fucking cheesy? The coughing and hissing behind me told me that my friends had definitely heard my stupid one liner and were one hundred percent judging me for it. Idiots. I never gave them shit about their actions around females. Okay, no, that’s not accurate at all.

Sarcasm dripped in her words. I chuckled and placed a kiss on her hair. "Grab your things and let's go!" . . . _________________________________