Deer Blind Dad Jokes Novels & Stories

I wanted to show them that I could be the fun father they deserved. I waited for a pause in the story and tried to say one word—a joke about the beetle’s armor—that sounded weird and out of place the moment it left my mouth. The laughter stopped. They all stared at me. Aria’s expression was neutral, but Liam and Luna both shook their heads in synchronized disappointment. "No, Daddy," Luna said, sounding much older than her years. "That’s not how the story goes. You have to wait for the beetle to get back up first."

He said rolling his eyes. “Aahahahahaha!” Draven laughed. “Dad, really? You’re laughing at me?” Ryker huffed. “You’ll get used to it.” Draven told his son. “He’s given me a headache.” Ryker sighed rubbing his temple. “Believe me, I’m right there with ya.” Ryder rubbed the side of his head also. “He’s currently pouting.” He chuckled. “Not funny.” Kycen grumbled. “We will be home in a few hours, stop pouting.” Ryder scolded his wolf.

But one thing is for sure, they envy the Montague siblings for having such loving and affectionate parents. “Shall we go and greet you guests? I’m sure they are also curious as to who we are.” Mr. Aiden jokingly said to his children in which they all laughed. Despite his serious face at first, his children know him as the dad who always throws a dad joke whenever he can, and even though Damian and Excami enjoy the jokes, there are times that they have reached their ‘joke quota’ and would tell their father to stop.

I couldn't help but burst into an uncontrollable laughter, I laughed so hard tears rolled down my eyes. She paused, tilting her head to the side then scratched it, "what's funny?" She frowned but still looked confused. I finally stopped laughing then smiled brightly at her, "as I said before, Glen is okay, he just had a fever and I never thought I'd ever see this side of you, that man would soon be your stepfather so cut him some slack." "Pttf... never," she rolled her eyes, typical Leslie, "I don't really care about Glen, I was just shaken when I noticed the time you called, it was probably that time you noticed him unconscious and I was..."

"Kaiden and Roman would have such a field day if they ever heard me telling something like that." "Well, good thing I'm not a dad. Hey, do you want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it." I choke on my own saliva in an effort to groan louder than Dad, but I have to admit mom's lame jokes are taking my mind off the stinging pain and desire in my body. "Then there's the one about the clown who visited his cousin in Austra—" Dad opens his mouth to cut her off, but he's interrupted by a loud banging on the front door.

I hurled out every effing thing inside my gut. “Damn ! Where did you guys go to party ?” Dad Lucan said as he used his powers of Alchemy to soothe me down. Dad B must have mindlinked him to come up to the washroom. “That is not because of alcohol, dipshit,” Dad B chided Dad J. “What is it then ? Oh God ! Is that deer meat ?” Dad J asked mildly- umm …. horrified ? “Yeah ! We went to hunt together and the poor pup won’t stop spilling her guts out since then,” Dad B worriedly said.

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.

“Well what did you take away from him?” “He was beating drake up” I snort, drake glares at me “I took away my nose, the one attached to my face” He snaps “Well sorry to tell you son but your only meant to have one, are you sure he’s mine? My children shouldn’t be that dumb” Dad snaps, I giggle as drake groans “You know what I mean! Don’t be a dick” His dad laughs his arse of as his mum shakes her head “He’s probably just bored. Give him something to play with”

He had done it completely behind my back, making him a culprit in my eyes, even if not in reality. "I know, right?" I chuckled, leaning in to press a kiss on Dad's cheek. "But sometimes he just acts like a bonehead." While Jacob and Clara burst into laughter, a deep frown settled on Dad's face, clearly displaying his irritation. "Excuse me, this foot massage doesn't give you the right to call me stupid. You won't be getting anything else as compensation," Dad retorted. "You're too cute," I laughed. "And you're too stubborn."

"Are you okay?" I just kept laughing as more of his or Draven's funny statements came back into my mind. There was a time that I farted under the sheets. I made sure to do it as quietly as I could, but Draven still heard it and told me to let it out freely next time. When I carelessly did that, he said 'that's more like it.' Draven was certainly more funny than Jayden. Oh my goodness! "Why are you laughing so much? Can you tell me?" Jayden smiled at me.