Deer Blind Dad Jokes Novels & Stories

Because according to him that "I've been through hell and back. So, there's no reason for me to be scared at all," "What the fuck are you laughing, William," Brandon clenched his jaws. "Really, Brandon? You'll ask for help with your dogs? How pathetic," Dad laughed. "Scared that you can't oppose me just by beating?" Dad teasingly said as he shooked his head. "Thought you're a 'man' but... that was all a thought," Dad then burst into laughter as he held his stomach. He is literally crying due to excessive laughing. Brandon cracked his knuckles as he moved forward to Dad. And as I look at my Mom, to my surprise, she was just casually texting to someone.

Caden barks, running past us without hesitation. I chew on my lip, unsure. “Just don’t judge us for what we do down there, okay? Promise?” He rolls his eyes. “Promise. It can’t be that bad.” Drake snorts. “Please. You screamed during Chainsaw Massacre, and that was on TV. This is real life, son.” Caden huffs. “One time, Dad. One fucking time. Let it go already.” Drake laughs. “I wish I could, but I’ll never forget the moment you jumped so high you landed on my knee.”

" Actually dad, bhai has a surprise for you." " Shut up !! Sid. " I said glaring at him and he laughed. " What is the surprise?? " Dad looked at me with amusement. " Dad, it is a surprise... " Sid said. " You have found a new mom for yourself, who cooks amazing food ? " He said and laughed at his own joke. My dad has a weird sense of humor... " Hey, dad bingo !!! You are quite close.. " Sid said. My dad chocked on his food... I shook my head and gave water to him.

“You're something else! Just stop talking already and control your horny self.” “But I'm going to cuddle you throughout, I want to suck on your boobs.” “Nah! It's now for the baby,” I joked and Tyler rolled his eyes funnily. “That means, we would be sharing the boobs, God knows why he created women with two boobs. This man is just something else. “Enough of the jokes, I'm too tired to laugh. Before I tell you something important, you know you fucked up a big time this morning, you broke the news to my dad when I wasn't ready to, you couldn't withstand a small prank.

Dad had made fresh coffee. The four of us sat around the dining room table and shared coffee and talked. It was already fairly late, but we stayed up talking for two more hours. We laughed a lot over those two hours. My dad is fucking hilarious when he's "on" like that. It always feels like I'm struggling to keep up with his quick wit, but it's fun to make the effort. What surprised me was that my mom and sister laughed just as hard at my jokes and comments as they did at Dad's. He seemed particularly amused with me that night as well.

I laughed and laughed while staring at the pack doctor, other members of the pack including my cousin, Star Silver stared at me like I had suddenly grown horns. "That's a good joke you pulled there, I almost believed y'all with that serious and stern look and then the pitiful and tearful look from the others. Come on, where's dad? Tell him I didn't fall for his trick. " I replied but they were still staring like people that were spacing out. What's wrong with these people, can't they see that their prank was an epic fail. I wasn't believing it and I guessed that it was shocking to them. My father couldn't be dead.

It was obviously a joke because Evelyn was very good at cheerleading. I looked at Evelyn to see her reaction. She was glaring at dad and I laughed out loud. Mom and Dad laughed too. “Did you mean that? Are you trying to say that I’m not good at anything?” Evelyn seemed to have taken it seriously. “Of course, not darling, I was just joking,” my dad chuckled “Joking? Don’t do that again, you suck.” Evelyn feigned a genuine smile, happy to get back at dad. They began a comeback contest. It entertained me, but I lost interest at some point. I finished up my dinner and excused myself.

Bree giggled. "It's canceled. He got swallowed by a squid while fishing in Oregon," Dad joked, standing up from his chair and making his way around to kiss my temple and give Valerian a nod. "I'll see you two... soon," he said meaningfully before giving me a look that told me to behave, as if I was the naughty one. "What?" Bree exclaimed, snatching her purse and abandoning her unfinished lunch. "That's absurd!" "Come with me now, and I'll find you someone worth kneeling for," Dad said, leading the way to the elevator.

"Dylan, remind me to pick up some learner stickers, will you? I'm getting flashbacks from her very first driving lesson." I rolled my eyes at Dad's dramatic ramblings. "You almost caused that accident, yelling that there was an injured rabbit in the middle of the road. I made an emergency stop, only to find out it was a stuffed toy that had fallen out of some kid’s pushchair." Dylan chortled and looked at his brother with scrutiny. Dad blushed, sheepishly. "And I thought werewolves were supposed to see better than anyone?" I teased him.

My heart nearly stopped as the passion ignited my being because of that thought. Dad narrowed his eyes into mine causing me to snapped my mouth shut. “Go on, Son.” Dad gestured his hands and put the fork and spoon down before leaning against his chair, arms were crossing on his chest. Wow! And now he’s literally calling my Boss as his son. What kind of joke is this? Kiara and Naomi can’t hold theirs laughs anymore and burst it all out as if Dad told some sort of joke. Even Yadiel who’s sitting beside me didn’t expect that causing him to glance at me with confusion and curiosity in the eyes.