Facefarting Novels & Stories

He in turn groaned in reluctance, and a moment's stillness later, he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hole, "I am the one who you like to call the Jerk Mummy King." Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I was making exactly that face right about now. The Oh-sh*t-I'm-screwed face. Think! Think Lithe think! You are the sassy, smartassy most awesome little lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake. Anything will do. Just speak up. You know you have got this. You can do this!

Although he seems to be shocked, He explains himself in a serious way which caused me to lose it, and bust in a loud laugh. It took him a while to realize what had just happened. '' Oh my goodness! You should have seen your face. This was the funniest thing I've ever done." The moment he notices that he was pranked in the lamest way, he put on a fake grumpy face. " That was mean you know?" " I know! Crying prince." " Enough talking... The food will lose its taste if it gets cold again."

She says pouting as she smiles, her brown eyes crinkling at me. “I do.”I say laughing as we move towards our room. “No you don’t.”She says huffing. “Yes I do, You’ve got that face.”I say grimacing. “What face?”She gasps looking appalled. “The gossip face.”I say and She looked offended. “I don’t have a gossip face.”She squeaks as I nod my head at her saying.”You absolutely have a gossip face.”Jasmine gasped as I pointed. “There. You just made it.”I say chuckling as she pouts ignoring me.

For sure it doesn't laugh at you! The girl in the mirror finally stopped laughing and appeared to be trying to catch her breath. Which only bewildered Cara further, reflections don't have a breath to catch! "Please, stop making those faces, Cara! I can't take it! You are just too funny! Please..." Cara scrunched her face up in response. She hadn't intentionally tried to make her reflection laugh so much at her. She couldn't help her reactions, after all. How could she have not been shocked? It's not natural for one's reflection to speak to them. "Uhm... I'm sor-ry."As soon as Cara uttered her response she began to question her sanity. Now not only was her reflection having a wonderful time l

He chuckled and I glared at him. "You know, you could have just gone back in there to eat your cake, you didn't have to get my face all sticky." I complained, pouting with my bottom lip out. "What?! You did it first!" He cried out in fake outrage, you could hear the playfulness in his voice. "And that invites to you to put your cake on my face?" I asked, throwing my hands out with a disbelieving look on my face. "Yes, yes it does." He said with a triumphant smile on his face. I shake my head at him, fighting off a smile, then face-palmed my self, slowly dragging my hand down my face for emphasis.

Dumb face: but you're really not behind me, people only say that when they are behind you. I chuckle, he's kinda right. Me: go away Aaron. Dumb face: ok seriously where are you? I've been looking for you everywhere. I smile, he's sweet. Really sweet. Impossibly sweet. Literally sweet. Me: I won't tell. Dumb face: I'm groaning. I'm groaning so loud people think I'm ejaculating. Oh my gosh...gross. Dumb face: did that gross you out enough to fess up your location?

"I mean with the red cheek stuff" "Of course I know that's what you're referring to but why shouldn't I tease you with it?. I..." "Please. You can't tell the rest either. I can't let them tease me. It's so annoying" He busted into waves of laughter and I frowned. "It's not funny" "Of course it is. The look on your face is hilarious. You were like...". He tried making the face I made and I busted into laughter too. If I had made that face as he claimed, it's indeed a hilarious face.

“Your face is so soft.” Sean felt embarrassed. He knew his face lacked hair, which gave him a baby face that he hated. Sean pushed his hand away, but the large, stupid man brought his hand back to his face and caressed it. When Arthur's lips curled up further, Sean slapped his hand away harder and tried to squirm from his grasp, but it didn't work. “Easy… what did I do?” “Don't play stupid! I know you're making fun of me!” Sean said angrily, and Arthur's eyebrows knit together in confusion.

He imagined his facial expression switching to Worried from the emoticon chart. Something else caught his attention from the corner of his eyes. It was the back of his hands. “I have hands!” he screamed in fear. He turned both of them over and wiggled his fingers as though he was trying to hypnotize himself. “I have eyes!” His fingers flew to his face and started groping its 4-D actuality. He was pinching and kneading his face like dough. He was not just displaying a generic emoticon reaction this time. His lips were actually breaking into… a smile!

Fitz made his way toward me and sat down in front of me, l had no option but look at his face. “ my honest apologies for having to meet you at this circumstance”, I could feel the sarcasm in his voice from a mile away. I spat on him, mentally preparing myself for a slap or a punch or something for my action but instead he laughed like a mad man which was like payback because his spit fell right back on my face, I turned my away from him trying to avoid more spits but he pulled my head back in place forcing me to look at him, he wasn't laughing and his face looked more serious, he was way scarier than before.