Funny Dumb People Novels & Stories

They had lost their minds due to alcohol and were drunkenly venting their recent frustrations. Mimi waved her limp arm weakly. “Jeanette… You… You’re so stupid… So stupid…” Jeanette, who was very red in the face, giggled at Mimi. “Nonsense! I’m not stupid. Let me tell you, I… When I was in high school, I got into an amazing college… I… have a high IQ…” Mimi giggled. “Jeanette, if you’re not stupid… Hic… Why did you waste so much time on one man?”

Those with lower intellect often don’t understand more than a few words and forget the conversations rather quickly. “I thought you were the smart brother, no?” Fenton asks without doing as much as glance over his shoulder to check my reaction to his question. “I wish,” I laugh. “Lazarus is the smart one. He got the brains, Lenox got the strength, and me - well, I guess I’m average. My mom says I’m special, though, so that’s good, right?” I add the last part for good measure. For some reason, my brain decided that dumbasses always imply how their parents say they’re special or smart. Fingers crossed this will work to my advantage.

What kind of dumb human she is can't she understand her own heart and her own feelings she is already fallen to him but she is still denying her feelings and scolding her heart as stupid infact her brain is stupid though her heart is trying to make her realize real feelings she keep on trying to run away from her feelings iam damn sure this girl is dumb I think so that guy needed to take initiative otherwise this girl will be single forever if it lasts long she will become a single virgin ghost iam sure about this when this dumb human realizes her own feelings didn't her mom and dad teached to her how to act like a girl oh I will become a stupid if I stay longer with this dumb human I accept

replied Ada. "Everyone sees him." said Jackson and Sheldon with their jelousy on it's peak . Cynthia laughed again looking at their facial expressions . "Why do you laugh all the time Cynthia ? asked Sheldon . "I am crazy ." she replied with a funny smile . Ada , Jackson and Sheldon just did an eye role feeling really annoyed mean while Davina was not at all interested in their conversation .She was busy staring at Jeffery in a hope that he'll make eye contact . 'A Stupid Beauty' is what they thought Cynthia is . However it wasn't true at all . Cynthia just liked acting stupid and funny which sometimes actually turned to be a bit annoying , but she felt atleast she's making someone laugh and

If they are poor, live suicide will not last long or function properly. He ignored what I said and stared at me from head to toe. “You have a smart appearance. Why don’t you put your intellect to good use?” I laughed sarcastically. “I only appear to be intelligent, but I am a blithering idiot. If I were wise, I wouldn’t be here because only foolish and ignorant people would come here to do this despicable thing.”

" Do not act dumb. I know you are not that dumb. " " You are holding a gun next to someone's head and you still call a man who has nothing on him a thief. " Mike chuckled. " You are quite pathetic." " You have some guts ,you know? Are you aware of that?" " Unfortunately, I am not aware of that. " " That ud because you are too dumb. " " How do you expect me to understand a single thing you say when you have been contradicting yourself all the while you have spoken? You said I am dumb. Yet you tell the same dumb person that he has guts. A dumb person is not supposed to have guts, you know."

A dry, humorless chuckle slipped out of me. “Martin, I’ve been doing stupid things my whole existence. What makes you think I’m living a miserable life?” I turned my head and looked at him. “It’s not like I’m suddenly prone to it. I always make stupid decisions. Stupid choices.” I huffed weakly. “Because I’m stupid.” He let out a soft breath. “That’s… the most human thing a person can do, Diana,” he uttered softly. “It’s normal.” His fingers reached out, carefully brushing a loose strand of hair from my face before tucking it behind my ear.

"Oh hello mister I don't have such a bad taste that I will go after a player and I don't even know you and as for Money I have plenty of it ...I don't need yours but you need a brain that's for sure." "You need to control that unpleasant scissor-like tongue of yours." "Why should I ? I am the one who is trapped because of you." "Well I am trapped as well I don't wanna be stuck with a person like you as well." "A person like me? What do you mean a person like me?" "A person like you I mean, arrogant and stupid. " "You called me stupid ? seriously ?!." "yes I called you stupid and mad and a total idiot oh god how did I get stuck With some one like you."

If retail therapy wasn’t on the table, I’d take verbal annihilation any day. You see, I’ve mastered the art of throwing bullies off their game. Random jokes, historical references, lines from Shakespeare or sitcoms – whatever makes them pause long enough to question if they’re being insulted. And when the fog of confusion lifts, reality hits. They start to question themselves whether they are stupid. And as we all know they are, it's a lovely moment for self-reflection. I slowly pointed to Tom. “Ah. So you must be Dumb...” Then I pointed to his acne-splotched sidekick. “...and Dumber then.”

how have you been I'm being in hell you dumb fellow let me come out I will poke your face and eat your flesh strange voice : I never thought I will meet one more dumb fellow both brother and sister duo is dumb me : you fool how dare you to call me and my sister dumb you dumb, your mom dumb, your dad dumb, your grandpa dumb, your grandma dumb whole family dumb dare to call my sister and me as dumb I will slit your skin and feed to my co birds remember you nasty guy strange voice : god it's better if you shut your mouth me : where is my sister what you did to her