Funny Dumb People Novels & Stories

The first man pushed Orville to the ground, “Now, why would you think that, old man?” “Because I came here with another old man and a young woman, dumbass.” “What did you just call me?” “A dumbass.” He looked at his two companions as if he couldn’t believe his ears, “Are you crazy old man?” “Do you always ask such stupid ass questions or are you just a dumbass here and now?” The first man didn’t hesitate. He quickly drew his gun and fired. Oren clutched his hands over his midsection where the bullet presumably went, “That’ll shut you up, old fart!”

Second of all, being smart has nothing to do with a person who is bad on taking directions😐 so fuck off🖕🏼🖕🏼 Adrien: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll ) I'm sorry, why u so mean('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) if u keep being like that, no one will want u and u will die alone. You: I don't give a fuck, who would want to be with an idiotic person anyway.

I can’t believe I called my one and only crush a wall! You piece of poop. Summer you should go and see the doctor. Oh.. I know, you should go home and eat your moms cake and play call of duty.. Yeah, that will help me for sure. Gahh!! if only I kept my freaking mouth shut, none of this would have happened but no.. Ms. clumsy here is one stupid person who can’t control her stupid mouth of hers.

He thought that he could make her cause embarrassment for the whole class. Instead, she and her friends showed that there were smart people in Junior year level. “How did I not know that this Dawn Salcedo is actually smart?” “Didn’t they say that she’s dumb? What is this then?” “Are they saying that all of them in the class are smart and the person they refer to as dumb is just our regular smart student?” “No, I don’t think so. Didn’t her classmates become eliminated even early on?” “Ah..true..” “You know what else is funny?” The student smirked.

I'm not even proud of them. Only fools are proud of their fellow fool. I'm not sorry for my harsh words. They don't deserve my praises, after all. I'll give an example of how stupid they are. Imagine a scene where all of your opponents have their own weapons but you just attacked with your bare hands without even thinking of a plan on how to fight them without anything but yourself. That's quite foolish, isn't it? Now tell me, should I be proud of them or should I just be disgusted?

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

Huhuj, I was suddenly afraid of him. "Is this... for... Steven??" accurate ganern, you are correct there Hubby you are really smart! Hey, you're not always smart because you're stupid sometimes, Hubby, I feel sorry for you sometimes. Because I'm smart and you-- it just hurts me to call you stupid. It's like this, it really hurts---- 'Oh don't dance like you're crazy' can I get my brain out of my head!? Destroy the moment! It's okay, I want to dance even if I look possessed when I dance.

the man keeps interrupting "hey you shut the fuckup Fitsher, you're a gad`damn drunk, how many bottles would your sh*t belly take before you stop, with your chicken hands. What do you mean by "dem right!" (Big j mimicking his voice) I'm sure your mama is at the church singing halleluyah praise the Lord my son is a good man, not knowing he is an empty vessel! with chicken brains." "hahahaha." other men laughing at Fitsher "what are you laughing about?, (they all fell silent) you are all a disgrace!" Big j said.

Charlie could not help but give him a thumbs-up as he smiled and said, “Awesome. That is truly awesome.” After he had said that, Charlie suddenly turned the conversation around as he sighed and said, “Sigh. I honestly do not understand how a brainless person like you could learn so many languages? Could it be that dim-witted people actually have the talent to learn languages?” The man blurted out, “You… what did you say?!”

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.