Funny Godly Quotes Novels & Stories

They are always fluctuating and of course can't be trusted. " Don't neglect the gathering of believers. Remember, Iron sharpeneth iron. " " Don't lose your focus. " " Set your gaze on this things above and not beneath. " " You'll be fine, Mia. " " God is with you and will be with you to the end. " " Don't stop trusting him... He's your life and your word. " " Remember.. he parted the red Sea. He rained manna from heaven. He raised the dead and did so many other miraculous things... So never doubt him. "

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

she retort "We only have one God and the only God we have is Christ Jesus, who died for the sin of the world, Christianity is the only true religion" she preached, so optimistic as if she educates Kaima "Mom, I believe but you can't impose it to one who has same mind-set as yours, when it comes to their religion" she confronts giggling "Is there problem, see me see heaven" Nnenna grumbling so fond, Kaima blast out chuckling ************

Nathan grinned holding in his laughter tightly. He was amused at how red Ray’s face had become. It reminded him of a swollen ripe tomato and see that was hilarious. “You will pay for this!” “Then make me now, take the pistol and end my life. Oh wait you can’t, because you’ve given your damn life to, what’s his name again…… Yeah, that’s correct, Jesus! Oh My Ass, I was so quick in believing that there was no more Jesus or love in this asshole empty world” “I must praise him then for changing your life to a fucking two goody shoes’ own, I’m right?”

"In Jeremiah 30, verse 17, he says he will restore you to health and heal your wounds, declares the Lord." "Deuteronomy 31:6 also says that we should not be afraid or terrified because of them, because the Lord your God is with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you and according to Mark 10:27, Jesus glanced at them and remarked, 'With man, it is impossible, but not with God' For with God, anything is possible, so why don't you lean on Him? Things may not be going well for you right now, but strive to find peace within yourself and you will enjoy your time here on Earth."

No soul. “I’m really glad that you had fun today” “You know, my Dad always says that the rain is a sign of blessing, so let’s table it this way, that the heavens are pleased with us, wish I’m not sure cause they said that the gays are all going to hell” “I won’t mind being in hell, so long as we’re together, that’s all that matters” “Fuck, close these glasses you getting me wet Annie!” Betty spat. “Oh, not yet bebe I just haven’t started”

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

they cheer enthusiastically, throwing me a smile so bright you could see it from space. With a simple push of my fingers, I shut my front door while keeping my attention on my unapproved houseguest. “I’m sorry, is there a big neon sign above my door that says, ‘God Hostel’ and no one told me?” I quip sarcastically. They throw their head back and laugh, “You really are a delight, but what makes you think I’m a God?” they ask slyly. “If it walks like a God and talks like a God, then it’s probably a pain in my ass,” I say indignantly, crossing my arms over my chest.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

she could only stop her inwardly Wow!, is this what they call a God's joke on one, if yes, then dear Gods, you do have a pathetic sense of humour, yet.. I'll laugh.. All Hearts !!