Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes About Midlife Crisis

“Who knows what happened to the upright business man for him to sully his ways and throw his dignity and morals away like that.” “Must he something huge. Maybe his business is collapsing. Or maybe his finance and assets are dwindling”. ‘Mhmm. Possibly mid life crisis. He's too old to be going through a heartbreak” Niccolo laughed at my comment. “That's correct Alessandro. He's too old for that. Besides, who's gonna love someone like him? He seems too nerdy and stiff” “Don't forget his wife” “Oh yeah. The queen of the lunatics” “Exactly”

my retort only had smile lines bracketing a scary grin, "you're creepy when you smile." What the fuck! Did I actually say that out loud? Someone needed to stuff a sock in my mouth so I wouldn't repeat any of the other stupid thoughts in my head. At my words, Miles' mouth pressed into a thin line, "I can't say that I'm used to smiling just because something is genuinely amusing." "Oh, your life sounds sad and miserable and if I end up with you my life is going to be sad and miserable..."

“You are more than welcome to skip and go about your day. We don’t need you both. Plus you are better off anyway doing the menial work around, that’s where you are most productive.” She is truly a bitch. “Wow,” her attention shifts to me and she scoffs. “Experiencing a midlife crisis?” “You would know,” I mutter before I can even stop myself. Not that I want to but it's like putting out fire with gasoline. Not a good idea. “Getting a bob haircut is not going to make your life less horrible, train wreck.” “Oh, yeah now you would know that,” I scoff and stand up. “Maybe you should leave.”

Jay teased. Mr Hendricks' face flushed. “What nonsense are you talking about! At my old age, how can you say something like that!” “Uh-huh… I was just joking. Why are you being so serious.” Jay laughed. Mr Hendricks coughed, still half embarrassed. “Even as a joke, how can you say such a ridiculous thing to your grandpa.” “But Grandpa, you are not that old. I'm sure there are women out there who would fall for your charms,”

“If we got nothing else, at least we can laugh.” Vincent and I run through everyone throwing rice and get into his car. “Ready to spend every day laughing your ass off?” Vincent asks. “I spent the last 40 years screwing my ass off; the next 40, I can laugh my ass off,” I tell him. “I mean, if we can have sex like we did back there, we can screw our asses off too,” Vincent gives me a side eye. “Wanna bet?” I tease. “Let’s find out what two old folks can do,” Vincent jokes as we drive.

“Must be nice not to have to work a day in your life….that’s how I feel.” “As opposed to your nine to five,” I laughed so hard at his confusion that I nearly burst a stitch…literally. He cursed under his breath, evidently annoyed with my comment, before saying, “You keep this up, and we’re going to have to do another transfusion.” “I'm sorry,” I said weakly as I regretted laughing so hard at his assumptions. “Not only for making your job harder…but for somehow giving you the impression that my life is not lacking.”

Lucas suddenly said while staring at the middle-aged man, "It seems that you don't want to disappear?" He thought that he had given the middle-aged man a chance, wondering why he chose not to cherish it. "Haha..." Suddenly, the middle-aged man burst into laughter as if he had never heard such a funny joke since he was born. Looking at the smile on the middle-aged man's face, Lucas smiled calmly and slowly said to the middle-aged man, "If you were to die soon, would you still smile?" ... As soon as he said that, the middle-aged man turned pale with fright.

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

She patted the spot next to her on the couch. "Come laugh with your old mother. The doctor said laughter is the best medicine." "Pretty sure he prescribed actual medicine," I said but settled in beside her. "Details, details." She waved dismissively. "Oh, this guy is hilarious. He does this bit about dating apps that'll make you cry." I curled my legs underneath me, grateful for the distraction. The comedian on screen was in the middle of a story about a disastrous blind date. "...so there I am, covered in spaghetti sauce, and she says, 'This isn't going to work. I'm gluten-free.'"

the fat middle-aged man said after making a call. It was unknown what the people said on the other end of the phone, but the fat middle-aged man began to say sorry. "I'm a waste of words." Soon after, he hung up the phone. The fat middle-aged man's expression became gloomy and he said, "Wait and see. My boss will be here soon. When he arrives, your death date will come." "In broad daylight, does he really dare to kill someone?" Manfred asked curiously. "Haha." The fat middle-aged man smiled insidiously and said, "You idiot, what's the difference between killing you and killing a dog for the Xiao family? But you are looking for death. You can't blame anyone else."