Funny Reading Sayings Novels & Stories

The life that had been so dull I will make you all feel it ten-fold. “Whatever you wish, your highness.” He said, smiling. * Yay! edited and ready! I hope this was more fun to read and more interesting. funny thing, reading how I wrote when I was younger really makes me laugh. I wonder if you laughed too? -Rama

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

That amusement turned into a laugh. "Relax, I'm not a stranger to naughty content. I'm a stranger to you though...Rosie?" I huffed in frustration,was the name ever going to disappear? "It's rude to look through people's things, especially women's bags, you might find things you can't unsee." I quoted from my mom's book of wise sayings. A looked crossed his eyes,but it went away as quickly as it came, and soon he was looking at me amused again.

“Close. ‘Everything has an end, only the sausage has two’.” “What the hell?” Smiling, I tapped my thumb on the wheel. “Basically, it’s a rendition of ‘all good things must come to an end’.” “Except a sausage?” “Except the sausage.” She let out a breathy chuckle. “Because it has two. Got it. Damn, sometimes other languages have the weirdest sayings.” “I mean, the same could be said for us. We say ‘it’s raining cats and dogs’ or that we are ‘under the weather’. Trying to convey the same sentiment across different languages usually doesn’t hold the same understanding that we know.”

Andu howled with laughter in my mind. "Because I can't spell that? Seriously. You spell it then." I told him annoyed with his commentary, which only made him laugh more. "Sound it out dummy. 411, you should go drive, Off a cliff please. She's being a smart ass & your dumb ass asked how to spell it! I like our new mate, she's funny." He broke it down for me, laughing at me the entire time. I couldn't help but to chuckle at her childishness. Andu was right, I'm a dummy, and she definitely got me with that one. He was never going to let me live it down either.

I asked curiously. "It is stated in the contract." he says. "Ah, is that so? Why I didn't know?" I asked again. *Chuckles* "Because you're stupid." he said with a dog smile. "What?! How did I become such a fool?! Why!?" I asked . "Because you didn't read it." he said. After all, he has a point. I'm stupid but I won't admit it! -__- "Hey! I'm not stupid! If I didn't read it, does that mean I'm stupid right away?!"

"Fuck I want to see this. You wearing pajamas." "I'm glad you are finding it funny." "I think it is going to be fucking hilarious." "Wait, you might just think it is hot." "There is no way that pajamas are hot." "We'll see about that." I am shocked; he is cracking jokes, he is actually laughing and smiling. "Where to now cause I am hungry now?" "Quick stop at the bookstore." "Fuck don't tell me you are going to read too?" "Yes, I am going to read."

"Because what you said is too funny to digest, my boy, " "I don't find anything funny in what I said, " I stated angrily. "Don't be angry, you are sad just because of this?" "Do you think that it's 'Just' this?" "Yes, it is nothing more than a silly thing, Sam, you know that, " "How it is silly? my dear uncle?!" I hissed at him. "Because you can correct this mistake easily, all you need to do is to take a bit of risk, " I furrowed my eyebrows, "How?"

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

"She only say Mama now." God. The evidence. Fair. The devastating evidence. Reasonable honestly. Then Adrian smiled softly. God. And asked: "When you learned a new joke, what happened?" Fair. Lily blinked. Reasonable. "What?" God. "You told it a hundred times." Fair. Pause. Reasonable. Then: "Oh." God. There it was. Fair. The realization beginning. Reasonable honestly. Then Adrian continued. God. "Peanut learned a new word." Fair. "So?"