Funny Reading Sayings Novels & Stories

"Because what you said is too funny to digest, my boy, " "I don't find anything funny in what I said, " I stated angrily. "Don't be angry, you are sad just because of this?" "Do you think that it's 'Just' this?" "Yes, it is nothing more than a silly thing, Sam, you know that, " "How it is silly? my dear uncle?!" I hissed at him. "Because you can correct this mistake easily, all you need to do is to take a bit of risk, " I furrowed my eyebrows, "How?"

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

"She only say Mama now." God. The evidence. Fair. The devastating evidence. Reasonable honestly. Then Adrian smiled softly. God. And asked: "When you learned a new joke, what happened?" Fair. Lily blinked. Reasonable. "What?" God. "You told it a hundred times." Fair. Pause. Reasonable. Then: "Oh." God. There it was. Fair. The realization beginning. Reasonable honestly. Then Adrian continued. God. "Peanut learned a new word." Fair. "So?"

She asks. I shake my head in bemusement. “It means someone who fell off the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down.” Zoe and Lana give me an incredulous look before they both break out into boisterous laughter. “Oh my god, babe, only you would say that to the devil and live.” Zoe clutches her stomach with an amused chuckle, and Lana gasps in amusement. “Oh man, I wish I had known that word. I would have called him that every day.”

"You good-for-nothing, why are you laughing?" Ao Shi shouted in a cold voice and said sarcastically, "You can still laugh at the end of your life?" "At the end of my life?" Samuel laughed and said, "There is a saying on earth. Do you know what it is called?" Ao Shi was startled and did not reply. "You are so ordinary, but you're so confident." Samuel says with a cold laugh.

" Why are you even so stubborn? I told you to give me a hot coffee but you went ahead to give me a cold one in this cold weather? "You know what?! I think I'm......" Sir please forgive me! I'm very... Very.... Very..... Very...... So.... So.... Sorry! Lucy utter more like a singing way as Hudson burst into laughter. Why's she just so funny? Because the way she said sorry actually made him laugh.

Humans can be dumb and annoying. “I finally kidnapped my ex,” I said. They gazed at me for a moment and immediately burst into fits of laughter. “I think you should try comedy; you are in the wrong place.” I joined them in the laughter. Indeed, people should really believe people; when they say what they say, they mean it. "Okay, what do you guys say that I moved over there and took her?” I said with a sip of vodka. "No, you can't, Jake. I think you should sit this one out. We have tried,” one of them said.

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

Oops I forgot but how can I reach the books at the top" I asked. " I was actually waiting for you to ask me that, you'll jump up to reach there" . " Jump?? " I said with my eyes wide. "Yes " "But I ...I can't reach up there if I jump" I said and he started laughing holding his stomach. What did I say that is funny I thought In my head. "I'm just kidding you should see your face right now, you won't jump " he said after laughing so hard. " Hmm " I hummed.