Funny Sayings Phrases Novels & Stories

Kay said Chuks frowned. "And na wetin dey pain me pass. If only they won this match, we for move higher" "Do you wanna cry?" Phil and Kay bursted into laughter. "Guys, its not funny na" "Your face expression is just so funny" Kay said while laughing "Just like the Penguins in Penguins of Madagascar" Phil said and they bursted into laughter including Chuks. "Alright, I would consider that an insult." Chuks said, took his beer and Gulped down a little.

Humans can be dumb and annoying. “I finally kidnapped my ex,” I said. They gazed at me for a moment and immediately burst into fits of laughter. “I think you should try comedy; you are in the wrong place.” I joined them in the laughter. Indeed, people should really believe people; when they say what they say, they mean it. "Okay, what do you guys say that I moved over there and took her?” I said with a sip of vodka. "No, you can't, Jake. I think you should sit this one out. We have tried,” one of them said.

"And she’s hilarious! Well, at least, I think so. She’s a grumpy lady. Most of the time, she just sits at home and insults everyone around her—us, our relatives, people on TV, or even strangers who pass by the window. But she does it in such a funny way. She uses these old-fashioned words and comes up with the funniest phrases!" She laughed out loud, and the sound was like music to my ears. I couldn’t help but smile at her. She was so full of life. "I could sit all day just listening to her, like watching a comedy show, while munching on popcorn! Like, once she said: 'Oh, that old farter is going somewhere again! He’s shaking so much, I’m getting sea-sick just watching him!'" She burst into

She’d have to be careful not to make it too obvious, although most people would probably take it as unbridled animosity. “It’s just a turn of phrase,” I said. “Like saying someone throws like a girl. Doesn’t mean girls can’t throw. Just that most of them look like a spaz when they do it.” “Twaddle!” said Flossie. Somehow everyone was getting the hump with me over nothing. Phil might have been a pro at getting people’s backs up, but I was a born natural. “Hey, let’s all bear in mind I had a difficult childhood and often say stupid things. Think of it as a mental illness, like Tourette’s, but in fully formed sentences.” This didn’t seem to appease them.

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

“Ain’t she a bit young for you?” “She is. But she doesn’t seem to mind,” I replied. “I gotta say. You two are cuter than a puddle of puppies,” she said. Something niggled at the back of my mind. That was an odd phrase. “Thank you.” “Don’t thank me yet. We ain’t in Austin, yet.” She turned to concentrate on the road. Puddle of puppies. Puddle of puppies. It was such a weird saying. But I’d heard it before, which made it even more odd. Where had I heard it before?

Peace repeated saying that she stretched out her spoon for me to take. I took the spoon from her and served myself. I took a full spoon of food and passed the spoon back to her and she started laughing as she collects the spoon from me. "What's funny"?. I asked looking at her. " Nothing". She replied still laughing. "it's the idea of us sharing a spoon that is making me laugh". " Why do you find it funny"?.I asked looking at her beautiful smile. Her face was slowly becoming colorful and bright and she was looking a little bit better now.

Ode-fool Oponu-stupid Shey-its like a Yoruba slang used in place of right? Abeg-please Over 2000 words. I finally did it!! Our daddy's Princess for don lost today. I'm also not really good at remembering my way. Would you ever use your break to help someone? Ehh, I'll buy food on the way oo. It's not me that said you should get lost. See you next update 😘😘 Much love ❤❤and spaghetti 🍜🍜

["Haha, what a joke. If you count my real age in human years, I will be much older than you." ["Says the one in a baby's body."] ["Haha..."] ["Anyway, no one would believe in you. So, I'm the older one here in everyone's eyes."] ["You're an idiot, that's what you are."] ["I miss the days when you couldn't talk at all."] ["So funny. I remember very well that you said that you were anxious about the day I would start talking. You can't go back now."] ["I regret that day."]

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.