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I said sarcastically. He claimed to be always awfully busy. Why was he suddenly being nice? "Seems like someone doesn't like it when I am being nice," he sneered sarcastically before adding in a teasing tone, "I didn't know you love playing it the hard way, Sunshine." Chills went down my spine. I shuddered at his words. Nah, he was still scary. I laughed awkwardly. "You are so funny. Not everyone has a unique taste like you," I said with a weird smile. The sarcasm was obvious.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

She cut him off with a sarcastic laugh to his face. “You are an arsehole, a real one.”

You two are going to meet each other a lot more often. The sarcasm was too much for Zin to contain. "Wow," he said. "I am so... excited."

She said sarcastically while her friends are laughing mockingly. "Oww really? Then why are you here? Are you also a bitch trying to make fun with a bitch like me?" Sashi replied with so much sarcasm. She also heard the ghost Clark laughed behind her hardly. "What did you say? You really is a slut! You didn't even have any regrets that you're the reason why Clark is lying in a bed now! Because you're such an attention seeker!" Larah's voice echoed in the covered court. Sashi is already pissed. She gritted her teeth before facing Larah again.

she says with a sarcastic face, emoji. In amazement, he loudly says without holding back, "Never! As in, never being this close or?" He asks with disappointing spirit. Susan laughs out loud then replies to him to avert him thinking that she is one of those who will play with his feelings of being friendly. "It's a joke. You pulled a nice one so I can say I learnt from the best." "You! Ahhhhh. Yeah, you really learnt from the best. But for now, I'm just enjoying the sound of the rain." He exclaims to her as a response to her joke, while looking out of the window.

The person beside her shot her a disapproving look, but she didn't care. She muttered under her breath, her words laden with sarcasm. "Oh, Mr. Sinclair, you're truly a visionary. I can hardly contain my excitement for your groundbreaking ideas." As Mace continued his speech, Nysaa couldn't resist interjecting with her biting commentary. "Yes, yes, the world has been waiting with bated breath for your words of wisdom. Please, enlighten us further." Her snarky remarks drew glances from those around her, but she remained undeterred. Mace's grandiose speech and self-assured demeanor were a perfect target for her biting humor.

Smith —correction, Mama Smith— says that leaving her talking alone is very rude of us, that she never taught us that, and a few more sermons that make me laugh a lot. ✧────── ༉───✦───༉ ─────✧ We'd been driving for half an hour, and I hadn't stopped smiling since we left the mansion. —Then stop laughing like an idiot —that just made me laugh more since he was irritated. My friend, when are we switching roles? —Just relax and think about how soon you're gonna fuck a girl at that damn party, eh. —Oh, wow, what great advice, my friend, never thought of that —I said sarcastically.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

"I'm perfectly okay." Sadly, I failed to detect the sarcasm