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Everyone in the room straightened their backs in anticipation. Lucianne’s smile dropped and her voice came out stern and strong, “My behavior is the result of your actions. I’m genuine to the genuine, fake to the fake, lethal to the lethal. Fortunately or unfortunately, I will not be stupid to the stupid. So, instead of matching their low level of thinking, I choose to use sarcasm because I can see no reason to justify or explain myself. Those people will only hear what they want to hear, and I do not have a habit of begging people to understand me or my point of view. I only take the trouble to explain something if I can see that one is not a lost cause. Otherwise, I really couldn’t care le

Then she pressed her lips together tightly. Sure, not at all her fault, actually she's not too wrong but he never felt very offended by what people say before, but she was right 'sarcasm' before maybe she didn't mean to tease spat him like that, or offend him, but he couldn't help hold up when she did tried to compare him with his job, it can turn into a lot of humiliation and reproach, maybe for her who expresses annoyance and anger by using harsh words but for him it drops his self-esteem by expressing a sharp insinuation that she has not yet understood the truth behind his attitude like other people, God … why she don’t believe him, doesn't she understand he did that just for 'her'. Ironi

Chapter 92 • Cracking Jokes "Raymood, make use of your brain sometimes, there are some things you don't need anyone to tell you." Micheal, who seems to be awakened from his previous dilemma, said to Raymood. The confused Raymood didn't know what he meant by that so he had to ask again. "What did you mean by that?" He repeated his question again so as to know if Micheal will tell him something reasonable. "You are more of a blind man than a bat… hahahahaha" Micheal said sarcastically to him and immediately received a heavy punch from him.

"Well, I’ve got your fucking back. Remember, even if you've got your wolf now, you still have me too. No matter what the fuck happens, I’m there." "Same," I replied, which earned me another chuckle. "You have a way with words; it’s fucking uncanny." Argo joked. "And you are so good at filtering your thoughts before they spew out of your mouth like a beautiful word vomit," I countered, surprising Argo. "Fuck, that was brutal. Is it bad that I love sarcastic Airk? It’s like you suddenly grew a pair." I scoffed, "trust me, I’ve always had a pair."

I'm delighted for both of you "When I finished speaking, I turned around and went away. I didn't even bother to wait for their response. That's the longest piece of sarcasm I've used so far today. And I'm confident that number will rise in the coming days.

Along he years of putting up with Madame Brown's antiques, I'd figured out the only way to win over her was to kill her with sarcasm. Like the saying goes, kill them with kindness, but in my case, sarcasm was the whip I'd use in lashing. Madame Browne's haunting smile deepened and she stepped further, “I'm sure you don't mind a little company, it seems you sure do need it with this tire issue.” “Tire issue?” I asked, keeping my cool. I didn't want to lash out yet, I was going to hold it all back. I made sure my tone was as sarcastic as ever, hinting that she k ew what I was talking about.

He burst into laughter. “Then, fucking get married. You’re old enough, anyway.” “Coming from an old bachelor who seniors us with five years?” He raised a brow. Jeremy pressed his lips together for a while and then burst into laughter. “Old bachelor, you say?” He asked amidst laughter. “A fool at forty probably does not know his stupidity should have ended at his thirties,” Zeke let out, making the laughter cease and the room in silence. “A fool at forty, is a fool forever, BROTHER,” he stressed the word sarcastically and then walked away.

I said, giving him a mocking smile, "That sounds like something a typical man would say." “I like my version of the quote, especially because it’s wrong.”

“I know it is. I read somewhere that when in doubt of the kind of feeling to display in front of people, try sarcasm, it always works.” “Whoever wrote that wanted anyone that reads it to be hated by their colleagues.” I told him. “For real?” He asked. “Wait, you read that for real? I thought you were just fibbing or lying?” He raised his left brow up as if to say ‘Really?' I sometimes forgot how blunt talking my boss was. “Well, sometimes, soft pedal on sarcasm at your kind of dinner parties. They might not appreciate it.” I told him honestly because most wealthy people are snubs so he might stick out like a sore thumb if he does that.

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away