Insult Humor Novels & Stories

"Asshole." "Why are you so harsh to me?" I looked at him. I faked a smile. "Because you're a playboy." "I'm not." I narrowed my eyes at him. "Don't lie. I was eight when I first knew you. Don't you dare lie." "Gentlemen don't lie." "Why, are you a gentleman?" He laughed. "I never knew being insulted is such a nice thing until I heard many insults from you." "Is that a compliment?"

I heard her say even though she muttered it. And then, I thought of what it would be like if she fell. I released her and she fell, I laughed like never before until I fell as well. She dragged my leg. She started laughing. We stood up and staggered all the way to the washroom still itching our body. At a point, I decided to insult her, "You look like a white mushroom." "Pancake's colour is pale and cream moron," she said and at that point, I felt real stupid.

Just joking? Pull the other one! Not one person thought Lauren could be so shameless. To insult someone's character, and then claim it was only a joke. Simply. Editor Mabel's face had gone red from anger, and she felt that this person was unreasonable to a degree that beggared belief. Mia, standing alongside her, couldn't hold back a snort when she heard this. "Lauren! You only call it a joke once you've been caught out? What a laugh."

If he hadn’t, and I later found out that he was this rude, it would have been too late. I had been saved from a lifetime of misery. In response, I threw my head back and laughed. The kind of laugh that would make him feel insulted. Then, I pointed in his direction, clutching my hand to my stomach before giving way to another round of laughter. It sounded so fake, lacking in mirth, that anyone who might hear me would think of one thing. I am out to insult the man in front of me. And I did not fail on that account, as several people turned their heads in our direction. There were curious glances as they watched our interaction.

"There's no insult here honey. Just plain truth. You really need to work on adding more flesh. You look like the slightest wind could blow you away and you know I don't want to lose you." "Now you're point blankly insulting me. You've not even seen me in over two years and your concluding I'm skinny as a rail?" "Nope, you said you are skinny as a rail. I only said you are skinny. By the way, have you forgotten that we follow each other on i*******m. I see the pictures you post. But I have to confess, Hay. Even I have to confess, that slim body of yours is banging." "Insult me One minute. Offer me compliments in the next. Which way Clair? Maintain a lane." Hailey said, letting out an exaspera

“Will any of the Torro side be coming to the wedding?” “It would be incredibly rude to leave my father and thy out of the festivities.” I scoffed at him in the way that had always gotten Daddy in a huff with me. “That’s not an answer, and you know it.” “It would be enough of an answer for the average person with half a brain.” “Insults, always the best, are a way for an intellectual to shut someone else down.” Well, he was looking at me now, at least. “Would you like to trade further insults, or would you rather see what I was doing today?”

“That brainless, two-faced, lying, backstabbing, good-for-nothing piece of trash! He will surely be punished by God and he will be rejected Wherever he goes.” I choked on my cookie and blurted out. What were these insults that I just heard? “Mom!” But, she wasn’t done. “That miserable thing! That cockroach in human skin! The day he was born, the heavens must have sighed in regret! Look at him, walking around in expensive suits, thinking he is important. Oh, he has no idea what has befallen him.” I covered my face as the insults rang in my ears. “Oh my God,” I screamed and My phone rang again.

"I did until you opened your mouth and ruined your beauty with your boor tongue." The smile on Gina's face faltered as she gave him a sharp look. "Boor tongue!" Evan waved his hand at her. "I don't waste my intellectualism on less intellectual people." "You are insulting me!" Gina Morretti gritted out. She had never in her life felt this humiliated as she has been feeling since Viso insulted her and now His friend was doing the same. "How does it feel? I believe in giving a hundredfold of what I get. You insulted me, and I did the same with you."

Noah flinched, “Well, let’s look at the bright side… at least he didn’t vaporize himself.” Blackie snorted, “…he can’t vaporize himself any more than you can soothe yourself.” “Oh. Well… at least he didn’t vaporize the water he’d already drunk?” “Yeah, good thing that one finely steamed stomach wasn’t on the menu…” “…Blackie …I realize that black humor fits in well with your name… and personality… but there is such a thing as being too black!” QAQ (≖_≖) “Is that a veiled insult where you tell me that I shouldn’t be myself, Black?”

From the looks of it, he was imitating someone because the others were pointing and laughing at him. For the very first time since I met the guy, Skyr looked disgusted. “That guy is an idiot. If that is how young male adults act on the surface then I’ll say that I am lucky that I came to Atlatis at an early age and grew up here. Otherwise, I might end up being retarded.” His choice of words were too brutal that I had to laugh.”Nevermind. Just now you acted a little bit like your age.” “Insulting is something that you do?”