Intellectual Jokes Novels & Stories

That was the funniest joke they had ever heard in their lives. One of them wiped a tear and said, “Do you even hear yourself?” Someone else chuckled. “Are you trying to make us laugh to death so you can steal the cure later?” “Genius! We could never come up with a joke this good even if we tried!” Stephen frowned, not understanding why they were laughing so hard. Did he say something wrong? He was no longer the young man he once was. He genuinely wanted to govern Riveria properly and bring peace and stability to the people. His determination was inferior to no one!

When he kissed me and explored my mouth, I had been so turned on, all I wanted to do was to make him moan for me again. "How about I fuck the answers into you?" He asked with a chuckle, and I shook my head at his lame joke. "Haha... Very funny, a tempting offer, but I'm sorry, I am not interested in such. I study hard enough for exams." Another deep chuckle rumbled from his chest, and I found it quite amusing. His jokes are lame, but what do I expect from a man who was always serious about everything. He's a math professor, extremely smart, and coupled with his good built and cute face... He's irresistible.

“Let me tell you a little story, I hope that you have fun enjoying my story” He stood up, walking back to the swivel chair. “You know I have this IQ of 200 so I am really smart and when I want something, I get it. Being smart and intelligent, I always thought that things would be easy for me but it wasn’t, with my brothers and cousins in the way, I was at the bottom of the chain”

Alpha Colin said in a single breath. I let out a sharp laugh that died instantly, my face contorting into a mask of disbelief as I searched for a punchline that never came. My head tilted in a slow, rhythmic shake, my eyes darting around the room as if the physical world might glitch and reveal the trick. I stood frozen, one hand suspended in mid-air, my brain struggling to bridge the gap between reality and the impossible nonsense I had just heard. “Alpha Colin, that joke isn't very funny. What is the real matter?”

Why do I feel like I could forget and leave my past behind every time I look at you? Was what my intellectual mind want to say but my not so intellectual mouth blurted. “Do you have a crush on me?” Yes. I graduated with Latin honors in Harvard. I manage and built a business from my own intellect. Why am I this dumb so suddenly? I want the ground to swallow me. “You wish!” Of course Ashley is fuming again but not in giddiness but rather in annoyance at how I just played his serious statement off with a joke. Fuck me and my mind. Can’t I just be normal for once? Like can’t I just be normal?

“Given your intellect, I would have to be either stupid or an idiot to make you kill or do something illegal. Sherry was offended when he commented on her intellect.

I read my message again. Me: ‘Thoughts of cuddling, Hand holding, Eye contact… That kind of disgusting stuff.’ Yup! It does sound like a joke. I give it a long thought and type my message away. 42. Butterflies - Natalie - . I get butterflies in my stomach as I read his messages. Jacob: ‘Sorry about that lame joke last night. Not sure why my drunk genius brain thought it was a good idea.’ Jacob: ‘I am such a jerk, didn’t even ask you if it would be alright if I pick you up from Ira’s place at noon.

' I turned to look at him, eyebrow raised. 'Why do you ask?' 'it's related to what we're writing about.' 'Well, I'm not a Marlian. Real intellectuals ain't Marlians. It's just a stupid idea.' 'I'm a Marlian and I know I'm intelligent.' I burst into laughter. 'Says who that you're intelligent. You're just lucky to have good grades. Shioo.' He looked at me with his eyebrows raised. 'Jade, it won't kill you to compliment people.'

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

he lifted the corners of his mouth and said jokingly, with a look of affection on his face. "My IQ scores more than 160, why am I stupid?" She folded her arms across her chest and puffed out her cheeks while glaring at him. She was just a little muddled, but the geniuses with high IQ were all muddled in some ways. "You scored more than 160 in IQ test? I didn't see that!" Daniel said in a playful tone, with an expression that he couldn't believe. Teasing the little idiot had already become one of his favorite things to do.