Minion Jokes Novels & Stories

I kiss his back instead. "Nah, I think you grew shorter last night" I gasp, pretending to be offended. "I'm tall, I'm not just tall enough to kiss a giant like you on the forehead" "Giant?" he chuckles and turns around facing me. "What other new mame are you going to give me" "Well I have many others, like bricky, as in you're tough like a brick" I laugh alone at my joke "Or boo boo bear, I think I watched that in a cartoon"

Not even a little bit? I moved back away from him and when I said nothing,he came around to stand beside me again,he held my hand and we continued walking. “I’ve been browsing through a number of jokes this couple of days.I think I’ve become a very funny man.” I suppressed my lips in a tight line.”You don’t say.” “How do you open a banana?”He asked. “You peel it open.”I shrugged. “No.With a mon-key.” I grimaced and when he saw I didn’t get the joke,he rattled out.

He shared tales from the office—Marlena’s dry wit, a spreadsheet that refused to save, a board member who accidentally sent a meme to the whole company. “Wait, wait, wait,” Minnie laughed, nearly choking on her sparkling lemonade. “He sent what?” “A cat meme,” Ethan said, grinning. “Except it wasn’t a cat. It was a man in a cat suit licking a popsicle. And the caption said, ‘Mondays got me like.’” She wheezed. “You’re lying.” “I wish I was.” They laughed until their stomachs hurt. Later, as he walked her to her apartment building, the mood shifted—softer, quieter.

'I'm not your minion! She moved closer to Ryan. 'I don't mind being your minion, Ryan,' she said sweetly. Ryan went to stand beside Aiden. 'I'll rather choose poop to be my minion than you,' he replied icily. Suzanne flinched, taken aback, hurt. 'You're a poop!' Ethan shot back at Ryan in disgust. 'That's enough now,' Aiden cut in, stamping out what seemed like the beginning of an argument, a heated one at that.

"It's alright." "Alright! Little minion!" Ethan started, turning to Crystal. "Time for round two!" "Yes! Captain Ethan!" Crystal beamed and together they marched in the kitchen. "Why is she calling Ethan of all people captain?" Suzanne asked a bit disgusted. Ashley laughed, "Crystal is just weird like that." Suzanne, Ryan and Ashley also went to the kitchen.

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

"I’m running away." Jane looked lost. It was as though the world were being created all over again right before her eyes. "Let me get you a chilled glass of orange juice so you can cool your head. Then you can explain exactly what you just said, Evans," she said sarcastically. That was typical Jane; she never took life seriously. Everything was a joke to her. She watched me closely, her expression one of awe, while I quietly gulped the juice. Then, she spoke again. "Are you pregnant?"

The one he has right now is obviously a waste" Denzel was already dying of laughter. What type of four minions are these? " Hey! I'm just trying to do the work of the older brother I am. I'm protecting you guys, so appreciate that " The little boy huffed with folded arms. " Ok, ok, that's enough " The cold man got a hold of his laughter. " Let's continue after school, ok? " " Ok! We will be waiting for you! Bye! " The trio exclaimed and ran off to their classes. Now facing Evans,

They are little monsters when it comes to food. “I wan juz,” Carinna said, tugging at Lewis’s pants. This kid eats almost every 30 minutes. “Uhm, I’ll tell aunty Lisa to give you juice ok?” He said, ruffling her hair and she bobbed her tiny head. “Bro, the mini yous are so energetic and adorable,” he said, chuckling. “Yeah.. wait till you have yours, we will see if you can still chuckle like that when they rise up against you,” I said jokingly.

Riley said rolling his eyes. “Little orphan Annie.” Kyle sung from behind us. “I don’t not need this shit today.” I mumbled under my breath. “Dip shit what’s up.” Jordan called from the side of the pretzel stand. “You.” Kyle said annoyed. “Kyle why must you continue to be so childish.” I said as turned to him. “You don’t get tired of the same lame jokes, well jokes on you it’s not working or funny.” “Little nerdy orphan speaks.” He said causing the pack behind him to laugh.