Minion Jokes Novels & Stories

Wait, what? "Racheal?" Simone was shaking her hand in front of my eyes and I blinked. "Huh?" "You have been in LaLa land for quite some time. What were you thinking?" "If clownfishes have jokes." I blurted out. "You know because they are clownfishes, clowns have jokes. So-" "OMG! You stole a packet, didn't you?" Simone screamed, throwing her hands in the air. "You are so high." "What are you? Blind? I am low, on the ground."

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

She shook her head. “Nothing.” But she knew they wouldn’t buy it. “It’s just… just a joke I read.” “Seriously. What joke?” Justin asked, raising a challenging brow at her. Shit! She had to make up a joke really quickly. She cleared her throat. “N-not all men are annoying. Some are dead.” She faked an angelic smile on her face. “Ha-ha. That’s really funny,” Justin said, faking a laugh. Then in a more serious tone he said, “You know, technically speaking, it’s office hours. But don’t think of me as your boss. Think of me as your cousin—who could fire you.”

"Trolling, I believe, is the term." Jin made a sound beside me—a soft, choked-off cough that sounded suspiciously like a stifled laugh. Minjun’s eyes flickered to his brother, and for the first time, I saw a crack in his icy disdain. He was being mocked, and he was not used to it. "The little journalist has teeth," Minjun said, his voice dropping into a quieter, more dangerous register. "Be careful, little brother. She might just turn them on you when you least expect it."

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"

The air crackled with their adrenaline and camaraderie, their anticipation for the upcoming game contagious. As I pushed my way through the crowd, one guy jeered, "Hey, look at Shorty over here! What's your sport, little man? Mini-golf?" Laughter erupted around me. Another chimed in, "More like the Elf Olympics!" Their laughter felt like a punch to the gut, but I wasn't surprised. I already knew my height would be another point of contention I'd have to deal with here. Trying to mask my discomfort, I shot back, "You know what they say about us little guys, right? We're like ninjas, here one moment, gone the next." Their laughter only grew louder, echoing loudly in my ears.

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"I don't like how big you've gotten." "I've always been at least twice your size, midget." "I'm not a midget," she protested, her voice rising in irritation. "You're the smallest werewolf ever recorded. You're a midget, a midget wolf." I couldn't help but laugh, enjoying how easy it was to rile her up. "You know how your papa always annoys the crap out of your mom? Those stupid jokes that make you roll your eyes, and how irritating it is to watch her chase him around?"