Peanuts Joke Novels & Stories

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

“Really?” “I’ve lived a long time and drank my share of alcohol. Drink the water because I’m not holding your hair if you puke,” he said. “Stick in the mud,” I teased with a smile as I picked up the glass of water and began sipping it. He sat down a bowl of chicken noodle soup in front of me, dropped a sleeve of crackers on the table, then sat down in his own seat. “It might also help to have something on your stomach.” I looked at the soup. “Is there poison in this as well?” I asked, remembering his joke last night.

He was confused and clueless. " Why are you laughing? What's so funny in these jars ". Yeah! Clueless he was about the product in the parcel. On the other hand, Juhee was finding it hard to stop laughing, it was just so funny thya someone would send them something like this. " Hey! Hey! Please stop laughing and tell me what you found so funny to laugh your ass off ", He was annoyed by her random laugh. Juhee sneakily glanced at her pants, just beloved his abdomen.

Both Anna and I looked up at him in shock. So now he and death, the death were best friends? Is this a joke? He laughed when he watched our expressions. "Despite what you two might think, peanut is not really a monster. I mean I call him peanut. Death is not heartless and let me tell you that you would be shocked to see how normal and crazy he is, " "Really?" Both Anna and I said at the same time in an unconvinced tone. "Really!" Both Edwin and Micheal replied at the same time then started to laugh.

I raised a brow, “Try me.” He grinned like a child who had been given permission to cause chaos, “Okay. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?” I gave him a flat look, “Seriously?” “He made a mint.” I groaned, and it was genuine this time, “Nathan, I swear…” He shrugged, clearly pleased with himself, “There’s more where that came from. Want another?” I rolled my eyes but nodded, “Fine. I could use a few more bad jokes.”

“It’s a little wonder you were the best graduating student” Nate commented as they shared a laugh They talked about their college experiences. Ruby went on to tell him about how she dated a guy who didn’t like peanut butter and jelly. “He must be a real loser then,” Nate laughed again. “Who the hell doesn’t like peanut butter and jelly?”

He's about to loose it. "I'm last. Banana right? Fine, just don't laugh. You must be a banana, 'cause I find you very A-PEELING?" I said rather in question since I wasn't sure if my joke was funny or not. But surprisingly, they all laughed. That's a relief. "Oh, this one. It's an Olive. OLIVE you so much that it hurts! HAHAHA!" Ione remembered. "That's nothing, listen to mine. You make my heart skip BEET! HAHAHA! The vegetable! Burned!" Harry said.

I asked and sat on the large chair as Caleb entered his closet. I started to laugh again. I mean… the irony. I couldn't help myself. "You know, the beans are spilled. You don't have to go back into the closet." Caleb popped his head from behind the doors and looked at me, puzzled. Then it dawned on him and he sighed. "That was lame." He shook his head and disappeared again. "Come on! It was a good one! A situational joke, ever heard of them?" "Yeah, right." I heard his groan and chuckled.

I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?" "It's butter if you don't know," he said cracking up laughing half way and I stepped aside to let him in, he bent down kissing my cheek which felt strange "I have a pizza joke too but it's not that funny. Ooh what smells nice? I have pizza, monopoly, and shit six dollar wine I picked up from ALDI, if we get poisoned, call triple zero, so have that on speed dial"

“So, what do you call an odd pizza?” “Odd pizza? Pizza with pineapple!” “Wrong! I love Pizza with pineapple.” “Really? Everyone hates that.” “Nope. The social media made everyone hates it. It’s good~” “Okay. Okay. So, what’s the answer?” Ryan leaned closer and whispered, “A weir-dough.” Slyvester blinked. Soon, he shook his head. “It’s not funny.” “It was! When my friend told me that joke, I laughed so hard.” “Who? Emily?”