Really Dark Humor Jokes Novels & Stories

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

“Don’t fuck this up by laughing.” He laughed harder, and I caught the side of him no one ever saw. HJ never really laughed, not like this. He’d momentarily lost the dark side of himself—the empty, hollowing side that sucked at your soul when he looked at you—and appeared like a genuinely carefree guy in his twenties.

“Pathetic, isn’t it? Julian defending you like some knight while his pregnant girlfriend is on the floor begging. And Sienna…God, the way she whined about her back pain and swollen feet, as if that excuse is trying to murder you. They deserve each other. Let them tear themselves apart while we watch from the front row.” We both dissolved into it for a moment longer, the shared mockery bonding us in a way words couldn’t. It felt cathartic, dangerous, adult the kind of dark humor that only people who had survived betrayal could truly savor. Eventually the laughter faded, leaving a charged silence and the faint echo of satisfaction. He set his empty glass down and checked his watch. “I should h

The long Jacket guy asked and I stood up in pain,it was as if thousands of pins were split into my head. His eyes blazed,a warning was burning within and I knew that this creature wasn't ordinary,maybe the devil created him specially. "Atleast you just confirmed you're deaf,despite the fact that you've got long ears" I say and one of his men laughed. "You're fired!!!" He told the guy who laughed. The whole room was still and quiet as if the world was dead,shock was written on everyone's faces as they watched the drama. "I thought I was talking to a human, but it's obvious I was talking to a beast. You think this aura of yours will bring respect...hehe,you're just the lonely dark creature you

, Jae-eun exclaimed. "What a surprise! You're not as dumb as I had imagined.", he replied as he gazed at her. "What?! You called me dumb?!", She confronted him. "Are you also deaf? Didn't you hear me?", he inquired. "Ah sure, I'm so lucky that Mr Sangwan appreciated me. As a return gift take this.", she said as she threw her plate which was full of food towards Sangwan "How is it?", she laughed at him. "How dare you?!" Sangwan shouted. "You both, stop acting like kids. Do you consider yourselves as some characters of cartoon-like Tom and Jerry?", a moment of silence was spread as Hangyeol questioned both of them in his calm yet deep voice.

"All pale and transparent." I laughed. "Boo hoo," I said, smirking. Her expression twisted in confusion. "What is wrong with you?" Oh, she was actually being mean. I really needed to get a grip on this pack’s humor—it flipped from dark and sarcastic to nonexistent in the blink of an eye. "Oh, sorry, I thought you were joking," I said. "Considering you look like a joke, I didn’t realize I was supposed to take you seriously." Oh, it was on.

he said, shrugging. I giggled at that statement. “The hottest thing that’s ever happened to you? Yeah right, you’ve probably slept with over a hundred different girls and done goodness knows what with them and to them, and you didn’t even get my top off before I freaked out,” I said sarcastically, feeling like an idiot. He didn’t need to lie to make me feel better.

She stood up, wiped her eyes and walked away without saying another word. My stomach twisted like a sense of guilt was building inside of me. Then a loud chuckle pulled me back to reality. “I didn't know you had a soft side…” Vi's voice echoed towards me as she teased him. Are you serious? Do they have to be so loud? “Maybe you should ask the pack at Blackmaw,” he responded with a cruel laugh. What in the actual hell! This man never fails to amuse me. Did he just make a joke out of the massacre he performed in the name of justice?