Remy Fairly Oddparents Novels & Stories

"She's fine." Remy walked in, smirking. "Okay, so I'm just gonna say it. It's kind of odd seeing you care about a girl. Like, actually caring and not just—" He pumped his fist up and down near his crotch, mimicking the motion of sex. "—you know." I rolled my eyes. "Shut up." "Just saying, man. This isn't your usual thing. You don't stay after to look after anyone." Remy held up his phone. "On another note, as much as I despise that queen snake Celeste always forcing herself on you—"

] My father wrapped his arms around himself in fear as he cursed, “Annie already gave up her position as the Dawson family’s heiress. She has sacrificed enough! Does it matter if Zinnia eats alone? This system is garbage! I want to terminate it right now!” [The system reserves the right of final interpretation. [Contract term: lifetime. Termination permissions: none.] “What level of pain did we experience earlier?” my mother cautiously asked. [Level 5.] I felt a sense of satisfaction unlike any I had ever known as I watched my parents’ anger and helplessness. So, this was what the Children’s Fairness System felt like. I was elated! My mother waved her hand and pulled me to the dining table.

To my huge astonishment, Remy growled at me like an irritated feral beast. "Whoa, what's wrong with you? Ever since yesterday you've been acting all weird. Care to explain this asshat behavior?" Remy hesitated before he gave me an answer. Still, he kept beating around the bush. And I didn't understand what was so difficult about being unambiguous. Just spill the beans already! "I wasn't sure about it until we crossed the boarders of this village. At first, I was in denial. Like, that can't be possible! But my suspicions just got confirmed. Damn, this is quite fucked up, Aiden."

“He… molested me when I was a kid.” I tilted my head. “How could you remember? You were two when your parents divorced and flew to China. You couldn't even remember Karyl.” That's according to Dante. “Daisy told me when we met while I was looking for Karyl.” I let out a deep and heavy sigh as I leaned forward on the table. I don't know if I should believe her words or maybe I should ask Daisy for confirmation. But there's something in me that kicks in. A pity, I guess.

This wasn’t the same branch of the family, so Rem wasn’t the leader here. With a low hum in his throat, Rem accepted my attempts at comfort and said, “my father is an indifferent man. Though he and Kay’s dad used to be friends when they were our age, too. He’ll probably not like you too much at first, but now that I’m the leader of the other branch, he won’t kill you. Maybe.” “Maybe is good…” I laughed nervously. “What about your mother?” I then asked. Rem seemed to think the question over for a little longer before he finally replied with, “she’ll probably love you. She likes cute, soft things.”

she said in her frail voice, I just walked closer to her and sat on her bed, right beside her, and she grabbed my hands gently. “You are very beautiful, dear,” she laughed happily, and I smiled along. "Grandma, she is also pregnant.” Adrien dropped the bombshell, and she looked so excited. Her face turned red, and all she could do was smile, but I knew that too much excitement was not good for her in her condition. So I quickly tapped her pulse point, making her fall asleep. “What happened?” Adrien’s mother asked with fear, thinking something had happened to Grandma. "Oh, she is fine; if she gets too excited, it will have a negative effect on her body, so I knocked her out,” I said, like it’

I scolded. “Yeah, Rhea. Don’t call me dumb. We’re the same. If I’m stupid, then you’re stupider.” Remy countered, blowing her a raspberry. “EWWWW! MAMA, HE SPIT ON ME.” Rhea threw the frog toy at him, then she tackled him. “DID NOT!” I sighed. I thought at least one of them would be kind, soft, nonchalant.... I was seriously wrong. Where did they even get this personality?

The next morning, I put on my face mask as usual and walked out of my room. Remy was busy showing my parents the draft that she stole from me yesterday, her face the epitome of glee. "Dad! Mom! Look at this! This is the draft I've spent a long time working on! I'm good, aren't I?" My dad took the draft from Remy and nodded in satisfaction. "As expected of my daughter. I don't really understand this, but I feel that you can definitely get a prize!"

He looked at Remi with a regretful look as he realized Lacy was telling him to keep put. "Hey, I'm still your son's mom," Remi said coolly. “If I am caught on the live-stream looking like this, the Web family will be the joke. Do you think your mom can handle other women making fun of her because of how I look? She might just go crazy!”

Zachary was speechless. He took a deep breath in, breathed out, and forced himself not to get angry at Remy. “I’m fine, Remy. It was a cock-and-bull story made up by the paparazzi. My wife and I are very well. We haven’t had a child this long after marriage because I don’t want to share my wife with other people, not even our child.” Remy laughed. “I understand. It’s good that you’re well. That miracle healer is quite close to my family, so just tell me if you need him in the future. I’ll introduce you to each other.”