Remy Fairly Oddparents Novels & Stories

"She's fine." Remy walked in, smirking. "Okay, so I'm just gonna say it. It's kind of odd seeing you care about a girl. Like, actually caring and not just—" He pumped his fist up and down near his crotch, mimicking the motion of sex. "—you know." I rolled my eyes. "Shut up." "Just saying, man. This isn't your usual thing. You don't stay after to look after anyone." Remy held up his phone. "On another note, as much as I despise that queen snake Celeste always forcing herself on you—"

] My father wrapped his arms around himself in fear as he cursed, “Annie already gave up her position as the Dawson family’s heiress. She has sacrificed enough! Does it matter if Zinnia eats alone? This system is garbage! I want to terminate it right now!” [The system reserves the right of final interpretation. [Contract term: lifetime. Termination permissions: none.] “What level of pain did we experience earlier?” my mother cautiously asked. [Level 5.] I felt a sense of satisfaction unlike any I had ever known as I watched my parents’ anger and helplessness. So, this was what the Children’s Fairness System felt like. I was elated! My mother waved her hand and pulled me to the dining table.

To my huge astonishment, Remy growled at me like an irritated feral beast. "Whoa, what's wrong with you? Ever since yesterday you've been acting all weird. Care to explain this asshat behavior?" Remy hesitated before he gave me an answer. Still, he kept beating around the bush. And I didn't understand what was so difficult about being unambiguous. Just spill the beans already! "I wasn't sure about it until we crossed the boarders of this village. At first, I was in denial. Like, that can't be possible! But my suspicions just got confirmed. Damn, this is quite fucked up, Aiden."

This wasn’t the same branch of the family, so Rem wasn’t the leader here. With a low hum in his throat, Rem accepted my attempts at comfort and said, “my father is an indifferent man. Though he and Kay’s dad used to be friends when they were our age, too. He’ll probably not like you too much at first, but now that I’m the leader of the other branch, he won’t kill you. Maybe.” “Maybe is good…” I laughed nervously. “What about your mother?” I then asked. Rem seemed to think the question over for a little longer before he finally replied with, “she’ll probably love you. She likes cute, soft things.”

I happily carried it back to Grandma's room, and she drank it. “This medicine works,” she clapped excitedly, and I laughed. “Grandma That’s just the placebo effect; the medicine will start taking effect after a few minutes.” I laughed, and everyone laughed along. "Mum, I want Grandma to move in with me,” Adrien suggested. “Why?” His mother asked. “You know, with those people here, it would be hard for Grandma to recover; they were also the ones that tried poisoning Grandma the last time with their fake doctors,” he said, and Madam Lockwood nodded in understanding.

I scolded. “Yeah, Rhea. Don’t call me dumb. We’re the same. If I’m stupid, then you’re stupider.” Remy countered, blowing her a raspberry. “EWWWW! MAMA, HE SPIT ON ME.” Rhea threw the frog toy at him, then she tackled him. “DID NOT!” I sighed. I thought at least one of them would be kind, soft, nonchalant.... I was seriously wrong. Where did they even get this personality?

The next morning, I put on my face mask as usual and walked out of my room. Remy was busy showing my parents the draft that she stole from me yesterday, her face the epitome of glee. "Dad! Mom! Look at this! This is the draft I've spent a long time working on! I'm good, aren't I?" My dad took the draft from Remy and nodded in satisfaction. "As expected of my daughter. I don't really understand this, but I feel that you can definitely get a prize!"

He looked at Remi with a regretful look as he realized Lacy was telling him to keep put. "Hey, I'm still your son's mom," Remi said coolly. “If I am caught on the live-stream looking like this, the Web family will be the joke. Do you think your mom can handle other women making fun of her because of how I look? She might just go crazy!”

I said. Momma eyed Remy throughout the night. I wondered what she thought about him, because I didn't date much in high school and Lucas was my only college boyfriend. Stephanie snuck glances at her phone underneath the table while we ate and talked about Momma's job and the weather. Remy rested his palm against his stomach, a smug smile on his face for pulling this off without me knowing. "So, Remington," Momma said. "I remember you from the hospital."

"What's there to say? You and I knew a fated mate for a hybrid was a long shot. As a matter of fact we decided we weren't getting mated; remember that. Boys and girls were gross." "All girls except for you and mommy." "All boys except for you, daddy, and Gunner." "Not all other boys if Aiden made the list." We giggle and giggle. Aiden's POV The machines start beeping like crazy. Remi's eyes are closed, but they move rapidly behind her eyelids. A long painful sounding groan rumbles up her chest. She thrashes about, but not half as bad as it had been. Doc comes in with another injection. Remi's lips start movind. At first nothing comes out. Then we're all in a state of confussion and amazement