Valentine's Day: My Wife's "Work Trip" With Another Man
On Valentine's Day, I wait for my wife, Nancy Curtis, to get off work after preparing a candlelit dinner for our date.
But she only texts me at 9:00 pm.
"I have something going on at the company. There's no need to wait for me."
Soon, I see a Facebook post made by Nancy's secretary, Derek Jones.
"I'm on a business trip with my female boss on Valentine's Day. The thing is, the hotel's fully booked. Oops, this is getting awkward…"
The photo in the post features a feminine silhouette standing in front of a floor-to-ceiling window while draped in a bathrobe.
Everyone in the comment section compliments Derek for being lucky, seeing as the boss of his has a smoking hot figure and is extremely charming.
Derek merely replies with a cheeky emoji.
So, it turns out that Nancy's "business" is having fun with her own secretary, eh?
I take a screenshot of Derek's post before uploading it to my own social media feed. I even include a smiley as a caption.
Immediately, Nancy calls me on the phone and starts berating me.
"Derek was just cracking a joke! Why are you being so petty, huh? And here I thought you were mature!"
I end the call immediately before texting her, "Let's get a divorce."