I Exit to Her Serenade to Him
Serena Jacobs and I have been entangled with each other for ten years. We thrive in humiliating each other.
If she bids for the highlighted item in an auction for her male assistant, then I shall spam gifts for a female influencer on her livestream.
If she thrashes my Maserati, I'll just throw away her Louis Vuitton bag.
We've filed for a divorce multiple times. All of our friends keep telling us to just get a divorce, and yet we've never truly severed our ties in the end.
But after Serena sings a happy birthday song for her assistant, I draft a divorce agreement right away.
This leaves Serena feeling confused.
"All this over a birthday song?"
I nod calmly. "Yup. All this over a birthday song indeed."