Smartass Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

he replied with a sarcastic remark so good I laughed. "That's funny??" he asked me, smirking. "Nope, but it's funny seeing you giving jokes a try babe, it's still not your thing," I said to him sweetly not to hurt his ego but to be honest, it was honestly true, I did think he was a hottie with good jokes, just sometimes, you got to break their ego a little, it helped put them in their place.

I asked, "So, Miss. How is it going with the Dark humour guy? Any update so far?" "HA! Dark humour! He's the funniest guy, I've ever met. Didn't you hear that line of him? I mean he called himself motherfucker; oh my, that's the kind of humour I love. Every time he cracks a joke, it makes me head over heels for him. And not forget his awkwardness around girls" the sarcasm was dripping from her mouth. But that changed my mood. And we both started chuckling, "He's not that bad!" I exclaimed. Right? He's not that bad.

I wanted to be done, too, but because I was a dumb fuck, I fucking texting him again. It pissed me off. Now, Burkhart would think I was desperate. ME: What's your favorite thing to do? "Asswipe."I murmured as I waited for his reply. ASSWIPE: It's best I don't answer that because you'll just get mad. I stared at the screen like it had personally offended me. I let out a short, incredulous laugh through my nose. The audacity. “You’re already annoying,” I said, thumb hovering as irritation buzzed through me. He really thought he could just dodge the question like that? Say something vague and smug and leave me hanging?

"I'm going to miss you Benj. I'm going to miss you being an idiot and suddenly yelling when you want a pork chop." Then they laughed again. Maybe they are aware that their microphone is on? "Gagi dre, I really bet this Ace will immediately go to miss Jessica Soho to call to find Miss-" "You know Wakin, why don't you just try to work for your company instead of being an artist?" "Asus! You're treating me like that after I freed you from the trip?! Because of your pageemote with miss-" "Miss again and again!" And filled with laughter again. "That g&n%ng laugh is so ul#l," said Anne from my side.

An old lady said "ahh...you look cute together" Rakshit and I couldn't stop laughing. God this day was indeed cute. Happy reading 😄

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

I don’t feel jealous! I don't care about that madman! That one is crazy, yes, crazy! He's insane! He's heartless! Remember this, Amy! That guy is nothing! He's nothing but a dumb*ss! Dumb*ss and a dumb*ss! Oh, who owns these abs? Because, I looked up a bit and abs are the first that my eyes saw. Oh, don't tell me. I even looked up and that's it! It's him! The fool even grinning!

Ash: Don't Olivia: The uwus I’m busting Olivia: So many uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuws Ash: You're so f*cking annoying Olivia: You 'haha'd me Olivia: So, you are human after all Olivia: You can laugh Olivia: You are so cute, Mob boss Ash 😊 Olivia: Can you vocally 'haha' for me? I want to hear your laugh 😙 Ash: f*ck you

an ''he stuttered already pulling down his pants'' I opened his filthy boxer And before he knew it, i already pepper sprayed his d**k and his eyes I took to my heels as his loud screams echoed through the alley ''Hey don't look at me like that, i did say he'll cry'' That'll teach him never to mess with me again This is what i should have done to mr ugly Stupid handsome man!! Gosh isabelle stop saying his handsome, he's Ugly! Ugly!