So Dumb Jokes Mga Nobela at Kwento

As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Almond and the other girls. "What should I do?" He heaved a sigh. "I don't think these words are enough to describe the other girls. What about? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Ahh! What about..." Before he uttered his last words, the smile on his face disappeared, "BRAINLESS?" He uttered in cold tone while poring at Freesia and the other women.

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

Mentally exhausted and depressed, Damian fell silent after the first hour. His knowledge of jokes was severely lacking. No matter what he did, the cyborg could not meet his party members’ standards. It was too difficult to be a clown. “It’s in the delivery,” Zen chuckled, patting Damian on the back. “Sometimes people find others funny when they aren’t intentionally trying to be. Just be yourself.” The solid advice lifted Damian’s mood a little, and the two nerds chatted, exchanging what they knew to update the gamer guide while travelling to Red Hood’s house.

I blurted out cutting her sentence short. She blushed and hid her face, "umh... probably because I went to the school for smart kids here in Germany..." I ached my brows at her, "wait wait babe.. you guys have school for smart kids...? Does this mean you also haave school for dumb kids?" She laughed, 'don't put it like that... it's not school for dumb dumb kids, it's school for average kids.. you know.. okay and then school for dumb kids...' I laughed nodding my head, "yep school for dumb kids it is.. so tell me more about it..."

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

“Lenoir stop being emotional, what happened is not deep—” “— OH! YOU GETTING SHOT AT BY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF BULLETS IS NO BIG DEAL?!” Lenoir chuckled like an insane person and continued nagging while I tried my very best not to lose my cool. I didn't even have the strength to yell, I used up all my energy at court. “THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING SMART AND BEING STUPID! AND YOU MY DEAR WIFE DEFINITELY DON'T FILL THE CATEGORY OF SMARTS!!”

This immediately pisses Dominic off and he snaps back, “The last time I checked you were the Three Stooges.” “Which,” Joseph says as he just can’t help himself, “It makes you a bit dumber than us.” Anthony is the first to protest, “You are so dumb you just called yourself dumb.” Dominic only continues to snap back, “What do they say, it takes one to know one.” “Did your lame ass just come up with that?” Mathew asks. “At least I have an ass.” “That is about all you got going for you.” “At least I got something going. You probably have not seen a pussy for years.”

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

She responded. Vivian and her friends laughed heartily at the funniest joke they just heard. “How do you manage to construct the sentence? Having yourself and confidence in the same sentence. Doesn't it sound lame to you?” She asked as she laughed again. “To a fool like you, it will sound lame. I can picture how it feels to be born by a whore and having an IQ close to nothing. I feel for you, but it's a pity I can't relate. After all, I never experienced what it means to have multiple men claim ownership of me.” She said with a smirk and her words successfully shut Vivian up.

I personally enjoy eating them. "Ahan han, is this not Dumbi," a familiar voice asked. I immediately looked up to find the same guy that told me Sandra was not time. Like, what exactly is this guys problem. He is everywhere, like he just keeps appearing everywhere. And that his big mouth won't stop running up and down. So annoying. "Dumbi, you really have eye for good things, beautiful women. Well packaged women. I have never for once seen you with an ugly woman." The guy added, laughing crazily like a mad man