So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

I can't stop thinking about it- why would two rogues need a stupid cloak from me when they can basically buy or steal it anywhere? After a long pause, I part my lips to reply, but Dumber quickly jumps in and announces, "I'll get it." Oh, so they got it, and Dumb never asked me. Good thing the friend decided to speak up, or I look like a complete idiot. I sure hope stupidity isn't contagious because if it is, I'm catching on to it.

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

I blurted out cutting her sentence short. She blushed and hid her face, "umh... probably because I went to the school for smart kids here in Germany..." I ached my brows at her, "wait wait babe.. you guys have school for smart kids...? Does this mean you also haave school for dumb kids?" She laughed, 'don't put it like that... it's not school for dumb dumb kids, it's school for average kids.. you know.. okay and then school for dumb kids...' I laughed nodding my head, "yep school for dumb kids it is.. so tell me more about it..."

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

“What nonsense is this?” “What are you talking about?” Playing dumb pissed me off just as much as not delivering on a job we discussed. I ran my hand through my hair frustratingly. “Are you trying to play dumb? Or is this a trick?” “Look, my friend, if you have something to say, I suggest you say it, keeping us both in suspense is not the way to go.” Montero turned my question back. “You know I'm a busy man and I don't take my time for jokes.”

This immediately pisses Dominic off and he snaps back, “The last time I checked you were the Three Stooges.” “Which,” Joseph says as he just can’t help himself, “It makes you a bit dumber than us.” Anthony is the first to protest, “You are so dumb you just called yourself dumb.” Dominic only continues to snap back, “What do they say, it takes one to know one.” “Did your lame ass just come up with that?” Mathew asks. “At least I have an ass.” “That is about all you got going for you.” “At least I got something going. You probably have not seen a pussy for years.”

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

I personally enjoy eating them. "Ahan han, is this not Dumbi," a familiar voice asked. I immediately looked up to find the same guy that told me Sandra was not time. Like, what exactly is this guys problem. He is everywhere, like he just keeps appearing everywhere. And that his big mouth won't stop running up and down. So annoying. "Dumbi, you really have eye for good things, beautiful women. Well packaged women. I have never for once seen you with an ugly woman." The guy added, laughing crazily like a mad man