So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Almond and the other girls. "What should I do?" He heaved a sigh. "I don't think these words are enough to describe the other girls. What about? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Ahh! What about..." Before he uttered his last words, the smile on his face disappeared, "BRAINLESS?" He uttered in cold tone while poring at Freesia and the other women.

Jason asked as he raised an eyebrow. “We might be the dumbest out of us all but even the two of us aren’t that dumb.” Mason added. “Mace, the dumbness is just limited to you. I’m normal.” Jason said. “Shut up, clonie! Let the real people talk!” Mason scolded his brother. “You shut up and let the non-dumb people talk!” Jason scolded his brother. “Jace, you aren’t Einstein. You just don’t accept it. You are in denial. You are a dumbass too!” Mason fired back.

Tony waved his hand right in front of me and I slumped on my chair. "Am I really becoming stupid?" I frowned and his forehead creased. "What are you talking about?" he laughed, mirth in his gaze. "Never in my life have I been called an idiot or dumb and now I am suddenly hearing those things from the people I knew," I bit my lower lip. "People change, some get wiser, others get dumber," he laughed much louder this time. I knew he was just kidding, and he was only making fun of me, but I really was starting to question my brilliance.

He quietly came behind her and screamed loudly. "What are you doing Neha?" He screamed loudly in her ear and she jumped. "Oh my God bhaiya, what the hell is wrong with you?" Neha tried to scream back but failed due to her wild heart in her ribcage and shallow breaths. "It's always fun to scream in your ear." Mustafa said and he started laughing hysterically. "Not so much funny bhaiya. One day my heart will stop beating because of your stupid pranks." She said while gritting her teeth.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

Sienna's P.O.V. Mav squeezes my hand. I am terrified of these demons, but I refuse to let them see it. We will win. We're stronger than they think we are. "The only ones who are going to die are the three of you. I forget your names. Are they Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest?" I ask them. Their eyes flash from black to white.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

*huff* "That's not an actual reason, dumbass" Dumb??? It's not dumb! "You look stupid. Are all humans the same?" What's with him? He called me a dumbass before and now stupid, and still, I can't get angry at him. Otherwise, he will snap my neck into two. "Hahaha" He laughed hard. "You are too small and can't talk, and you stink. Your blood is not giving me a smell, and you are too skinny to eat. You are not worth anything, so I don't have any reason to spare you"

Dumb face: did that gross you out enough to fess up your location? Yup. Me: I'm at home. Dumb face: What? Why? Me: I'm sick. Dumb face: What?! How? Dumb face: Forget that see you in a minute. What? No this is my period. Boys are gross out by girls and their periods. I don't need Aaron to be grossed out by me. Me: No Aaron don't come. Dumb face: Wait what kind of sick are you? Aspirin sick or chocolate sick.

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.