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I hated him for being so good at playing me. At making my body crave his touch. At making me forget everything else and focus only on him. I hated that even though I was mad at him, I couldn't resist him. But I wanted to prove so badly that he didn't have me wrapped around his little finger so I spat, "Eric, stop!" Eric looked at me briefly and then pulled his hand out of my slit. He unbuckled his belt and let it hang loosely in his belt loops. Still holding my gaze with his, he unzipped his pants and brought out his cock. I shuddered and swallowed. "Say that again," he gruffed. . In an attempt to forget about her cheating boyfriend, Sapphire not only gets wasted in a nightclub but also takes part in a truth or dare game with her friends and she's dared to make out with any random guy present. She goes through with the dare – only that her pick is not just any random guy. Eric is the drop-dead hot grandson of a family of generational billionaires and also the new CEO of the company where Sapphire works at. After a heated argument between him and his mother over his refusal to get married, he goes to a nightclub to drown away his frustration. There he meets Sapphire, the perfect distraction. Their encounter leads to a mind-blowing one-night stand. And Eric is forced to enter into a one-year contract marriage with her afterwards. What starts out as a mere agreement becomes fueled by raw attraction and love for each other. But Sapphire’s new villainous mother-in-law, Eric’s philandering nature, a dark secret of the Donovans and the universe itself will threaten to break the two apart in more ways than one.

Carmen Gaura Wijaya dijual oleh ibu tirinya pada pria pengusaha di kota mereka. Carmen melarikan diri dan bersembunyi di hotel tempatnya bekerja. Naas, Carmen salah memasuki kamar. Pria dalam kamar itu tiba-tiba menariknya ke atas ranjang lalu memaksa Carmen untuk melayani nafsunya. Carmen sangat syok, tetapi lebih syok ketika pria yang merampas mahkotanya tersebut mengaku sebagai suami Carmen. Dia Raymond Kaizer Abraham, pria misterius yang menikahi Carmen lima tahun lalu. "Aku tidak mengenalmu. Kumohon jangan lakukan. Le-lepaskan aku!!" pekik Carmen, meronta-ronta agar dibebaskan oleh seorang pria yang berniat merampas mahkotanya. "Bagaimana bisa kau tak mengenali suamimu sendiri, Wifey?" Raymond Kaizer Abraham.

A night of being drunk had gotten her entangled with the most desired bachelor. The handsome sexy Chris Evans. Ivy had only planned to have fun but After that night, she had become his. Chris Evans had come knocking on her door, claiming she belongs to him. She couldn't believe she had been drawn into the world of the elite in the country. Chris was born with a silver spoon but at 27, he had upgraded to a shiny golden spoon. He was a big name in the world of the rich. The world of the highest and richest. On that list, he was number one. No one comes close to him. Chris had lost his control for the first time in his life and that was because of a drunk girl in a red gown. That had never happened which means, she belonged to him and no one else. He had to have her at all costs and that meant, taking her... What would happen when she jumps into a relationship faster than she had planned and the attraction keeps getting stronger? How would they control the urge?

Jessica is a successful businesswoman who is focused on her career and has no time for love. One night, she decides to let loose and ends up having a one-night stand with a stranger.

Losing her mother, Julia didn't stop her father from getting married again, her father's happiness was very important to her despite her reluctance. But she was only cheated on by her stepmother and sister. On her wedding day, she was drugged because of which she spent the night with an unknown man and endured the darkest moment of her life. Her boyfriend was taken away from her besides her father's shadow. She was forced to leave the country but her fate brought her back again to the place. Julia came back with a boy, her boy. Everything was going well but then she meets the man she spent the night with and the man was a Billionaire mafia, Joshua. [Mature content] “Sign this contract if you wish to see your family alive," Joshua roared at the disobedient woman. “What is this?” Julia asked in fear. “This is the agreement about you staying with me until I lose my interest in you,” Joshua smirked. When he came to know that he had a boy with the same woman he wanted to possess, then there would be havoc.

Paano kung nagising kana lang na nasa isang di pamilyar na silid at may kasama kang di kilalang lalaki na parehas kayong walang saplot sa katawan.

"Kung pananagutan molang ako dahil nabuntis moku wag munang ituloy, Dahil pareho lang tayong masasaktan, Ikukulong mo yung sarili mo sakin dahil nabuntis mulang ako! Kahit hindi moku mahal? At ayukong mangyari yun!" -MJ. Dahil sa isang pagkakamali ni MJ na hindi naman nya sinasadya napa aga syang nabuntis sa kanyang professor. Ang pagkakamaling iyon ba ay kanyang pinagsisisihan o isang blessing dahil mahal sya ng taong nakabuntis sa kanya? Kung ikaw ang nasa posisyon nya gugustuhin moba? Paano kung ang pagkaka maling iyon ay maging sanhi ng paghinto nya sa pag-aaral? Matatanggap ba iyon ng pamilya nya? Susuportahan ba sya o mas gugustuhin nilang ipalaglag ang batang dinadala nito upang ang kahihiyan na idinulot nya sa pamilyang meron sya ay hindi madungisan.

When I was waiting for Theodore at City Hall from dawn to dusk, he was accompanying his first love on a hike. I called him dozens of times, but he rejected my calls instantly each time. He finally picked up on the twentieth call. "Why are you blowing up my phone when you simply didn't see me for a day? Why are you acting so desperate? Sammy's feeling unwell because of her heart and I still need to take care of her at the hospital. We'll talk later about registering our marriage." Ten years of love. This was the 100th time Theodore had left me alone in front of City Hall for his first love. I hung up and calmly tossed the wedding ring away. This marriage? I was done with it.

For Britney Aston, it was nothing but a one night stand with a good looking stranger on her last night in New Jersey before moving to London the following day to start a new life with her mother and new stepfather. But her plan to put the past behind her and start a new life afresh turns out to be nothing but an epic failure when the ravishing stranger appears in front of her again. This time, not in New Jersey but in London. Not as a stranger either, but as her new stepbrother!

Nagkaroon ng aksidenteng one-night stand sina Andrew Sandoval at Hanna Williams limang taon na ang nakalilipas, at hindi makalimutan ni Andrew ang katawan ni Hanna. Hindi niya maabot si Hanna dahil sa kaguluhan ng pamilya na dulot ng biglaang pagkamatay ng kanyang ama. Pagkalipas ng limang taon, kinuha ni Andrew ang negosyo ng pamilya at natagpuan si Hanna, na baon sa utang sa pagsusugal ng kanyang ina. Iniligtas siya ni Andrew at tinulungan siyang magbayad ng pera, na naging may utang kay Hanna. Pinakiusapan niya itong maging manliligaw ngunit tumanggi ito dahil may nobyo ito. Nakipagpustahan si Andrew kay Hanna na iiwan siya ng kanyang kasintahan para sa pera, at sa kanyang pagtataka, iniwan siya ng kanyang kasintahan para sa pera. Single siya pero hindi pumayag na maging manliligaw ni Andrew. Lalo siyang kinaiinisan dahil ginulo nito ang kanyang mapayapang buhay.