Stand Up Comedy Teks Singkat

"​ กลิ่นหอมที่นำพา Two Night Stand ในวันนั้น... สู่ความสัมพันธ์ที่ลึกซึ้งในวันนี้เธอคิดว่าจบไปแล้ว... แต่เขากลับรอเช็กบิล... ด้วยบทเรียนรักฉบับจัดเต็ม!"

I spent five years pursuing Derick Tucker before we finally set a wedding date. But in the 100 days leading up to it, he was off partying all over the place, barely showing his face. The night before the wedding, he said he was going to a bachelor party and never came home. Instead, I got a message from a girl he knew from college. It was a photo of them in bed together. [Sorry. He went a little too hard last night. Don't expect much from him on your wedding night. [Oh, wait, I forgot. He doesn't even love you. Who knows if he'll even be able to perform? Looks like you can't even settle for my leftovers.] I held up the message and confronted Derick. He didn't even flinch. "She's not wrong. I'm not married until tomorrow. What's the problem with having some fun before that? "You're used goods yourself, and you expect me to stay pure for you? "If you can't handle it, then don't marry me. But can you really walk away?" After humiliating me, he stormed off, convinced I would swallow it like I always did. But this time, I was done. I picked up my phone. "What you said before, about taking responsibility. Does that still stand?"

"Wait let me get this straight, you want me to get fat?" Cara does not know if she should be offended or threatened. Was this his grand plan to make her pay for the scene she caused? It's nuts. "Pregnant, so yeah," "You are going cuckoo, I am leaving." "A million dollars which you can use for payment of your mum's treatment and the rest, I don't care what you do with it." Cara stops to she process his words. ~~~ What happens when the billionaire meets one of the craziest girl on the planet? Well, for sure there's gonna be; Publicity stunts, hilarious arguments, living together Fake relationship, surrogacy, sex and many more. But is there gonna be love? There's only one way to find out..... WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE THEMES AND GRAPHIC LANGUAGES, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Cover by: @quirksofchole

ฟ้าพริตตี้สาวถูกพาไปหลังจากรับงานโดยไม่รุู้เลยว่าตัวเองไปนอนกับใครมา ชีวิตสาวสวยจะเริ่มเกิดเรื่องราวอะไรขึ้นบ้างหลังจากนี้

ชีวิตของฉันเรียบร้อยจนเกินไป... จนวันหนึ่ง "พายุ" พัดเข้ามา ลินลี่ หญิงสาววัยยี่สิบสี่ ผู้ไม่เคยมีแฟน ไม่เคยรู้จักคำว่า ‘รัก’ แต่คืนเดียวกับชายแปลกหน้า กลับเปลี่ยนทุกอย่าง เขาคือ "พายุ" ผู้ชายที่ร้อนแรง อันตราย และยากจะลืม แต่เมื่อความจริงเปิดเผย เขาคือเพลย์บอยตัวพ่อ ลูกนักธุรกิจพันล้าน และที่เจ็บที่สุด—เขาจำเธอไม่ได้เลย ระหว่างความรู้สึกที่หยุดไม่ได้ กับความจริงที่เจ็บปวด เธอจะกล้า “เสี่ยง” กับรักครั้งนี้... หรือควร “ถอย” ก่อนที่หัวใจจะพัง?

Ashley was once the strongest warrior, the most gifted healer, and the chosen Luna. Her future was set… until the night she vanished. Kidnapped by rogues and left to die, Ashley reached out to her mate, Alpha Jace, only to be met with a cold “contact later” as a response. The rogues laughed at her. “Even your Alpha doesn’t care if you live or die.” Alone and wounded, Ashley escaped but lost her wolf, Amy, in the process. When she was in need of his help, Jace was attending to Carina, his childhood friend. Ashley felt hurt and betrayed once she realized this and made the painful decision to reject Jace and sever their bond. But Jace refused to let her go and proposed an enticing offer. Just when Ashley tries to believe him, she uncovered the truth—she was never the mate. She was a stand-in. A shield to protect Carina. As the final straw, Ashley turned the tables. She blackmailed Jace’s beta, Lucas, when she discovers his involvement with the rogues and forced him to help her escape. But at the edge of her freedom, Jace is waiting and the final blow is delivered: losing her wolf was part of their plan. As Jace completed his plan by marking her as his forever, Ashley braced for the end. Until the Lycan King arrived. He doesn’t come to save her. He comes to claim her. But why would the most powerful man want a broken substitute? And what will happen when Ashley discovers she was never a pawn—she was the prize?

Nina Hayes's life turned upside down when she's involved in a scandal she has no memory of doing. One moment, she's got a life anyone would be jealous of, and the next thing she knows, her parents are disowning her. Vernon Delaney has it all. Looks, money, power, but he lacks what everyone around him has—love. When he nearly hit a troubled woman on his way home and see the beauty he's never seen before, Vernon did not waste anytime and claimed her as his. A story of a woman who lost everything and a man who has everything but no one by his side. When Fate Messed Up will show you the reality and love between two people who went through so much, and found solace in each other.

A company trust building trip turns into a trip home to the company’s CEO Micha Moran. He takes the group back to the ranch he grew up on. While there he finds that Sophia is also a farm girl and she proves to be much more to him then he planned on when a deal between them for two weeks could turn into forever. A true statement was you can take the person off the farm but not the farm out of the person. Sophia proves this to herself and to her boss who doesn't stay her boss for very long. They have everything the other wants in a partner. As they build their life together from the foundations of the farms they grew up on everything else finds its place easily.

จะบ้าตายรายวัน! โดนผู้ชายทิ้งไม่พอ ดันเมาจนโดนเพื่อนท้าให้ไปจูบกับ ‘พี่กาย’ พี่ชายที่เกลียดแสนเกลียด ทีแรกก็กะจะจูบเฉย ๆ แต่ไหงดันมาจบที่คอนโด!

Alkohol adalah racun, Kesucian Katya Cessa Martin, gadis remaja berusia tujuh belas tahun itupun terenggut saat dirinya mencoba menenggak minuman haram itu bersama teman laki-lakinya. Seketika malam itu berubah menjadi petaka dan meninggalkan trauma yang membekas pada diri Katya. Pergi, itulah yang ingin dilakukannya, Menjauh dari Pria yang sudah menorehkan luka dan aib padanya. Disaat yang sama Aeron, laki laki yang merenggut kesuciannya sedang mencari keberadaannya setengah mati. Lantas, bagaimana Katya melanjutkan hidupnya?