Stupid Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Has anyone ever told you that you are really a very stupid girl? She looked at him coldly and sarcastically said, "Are you done now?" Will you be silent until we get out of here or will you keep talking until you suffocate and die in this place as if you were just a worthless insect at all? Adrien grabbed her by the neck and tightened his hand on her. Then he said with great anger and sparks flying from his eyes: Listen to me well, you idiot. It does not mean that I shut up and do nothing for you that you can talk and say those stupid things, so know well how to talk to me, or you will do things that you will not expect and do not make me. Never get angry, it's better for you.

Am I an idiot or am I an idiot? "..... Gentlemen, can I ask the both of you to go sit on a cactus?" I looked at the both of them dead in the eyes and blurted out those words with a straight face. The two men silently stared back at me for about a minute, and then there it was again. The irritating bouts of laughter that filled up my days lately.

" Heavy sarcasm there dude." "It was a joke." He guffawed. " And I'm sorry, my Queen. You are smart. Really smart." "Thank you." "Smarter than the smartest, smarter than those who think they're smart…" "Ethan, that's enough…" "Smarter than the best, smarter than those who think they're really smart but in reality they're just averagely smart…" "That's enough!" I yelled and he wheezed, clutching his stomach. " You seem to be in a good mood today."

To shout and let out his frustrations but he remembered that could not: Real men do not cry. Ron Diego personally thought that saying, stupid.

As Bethany watched him roll over the ground like a small puppy, she crossed her arms. "HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA! You're stupid!" "Hah, excuse me?" "You're stupid, is what I said!" He screams, "What door would ever answer to you? They aren't living things! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bethany bites her lip hard. "I dare you to say that one more time!" "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're really a stupid person!"

, I said. " Okay dawg, you stay safe out there", he said. " Yeah sure, no problem", I replied as we did our ritual handshake. ______________________________________________ *** Back at the hospital*** " Those idiots are just rich, too rich!", I said with a huge burst of laughter, " I mean, how dumb can they get?", I asked rhetorically as I wiped the tears that had welled up in my eyes due to the intensity of the laughter. I was just mesmerized at how dumb Justin and his men could be.

I'm really stupid. To my surprise, Bennet burst out laughing. He retreated to the bed and sat there, clutching his stomach in laughter. "Hahahahaha! You looked stupid out there, wife! What's with the cross thing? Hahahahaha! Idiocracy suits you, Nicky! You look stupid!"

“When have I ever said anything stupid to you? For your information, I’m a well educated man, I know my way around plenty of shit.” “There he is, Lenox Vincent is back,” he mutters and laughs loud enough to startle the birds out of their bloody nests. Without thinking, I slap the back of his head and hiss, “I can’t slap the stupid out of you all of the time, damn it! Didn’t you see the forest chickens getting ready to sleep in their nests?” Now, it’s his time to frown. “Forest chickens?” In true Laz’s fashion, I slap a hand on my forehead and groan as I run it down my face. Then, I point a finger at the nest up in the tree and hiss again, “forest chicken.”

This immediately pisses Dominic off and he snaps back, “The last time I checked you were the Three Stooges.” “Which,” Joseph says as he just can’t help himself, “It makes you a bit dumber than us.” Anthony is the first to protest, “You are so dumb you just called yourself dumb.” Dominic only continues to snap back, “What do they say, it takes one to know one.” “Did your lame ass just come up with that?” Mathew asks. “At least I have an ass.” “That is about all you got going for you.” “At least I got something going. You probably have not seen a pussy for years.”

Love is the easiest thing in the world when it happens by accident, but it doesn’t get real until you do it on purpose. We all must be stupid at some point in life; this is actually what makes us humans. Any human that has never been stupid has never fallen in love. And any human that has never fallen in love, has never really lived. That’s why ‘being stupid’ is more of a compliment than an insult… it simply means you’re a human who has emotions and has learned to live and let live.