Super Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

I smiled warmly back at him and we continued to play the game. I was called up next. My word was a ‘printer’. How the hell was I supposed to act that out? Were there other difficult ones in there as well? I bent my knees and began to show that something was coming out of my mouth. The crazy replies nearly threw me off my game. “Cholera!” “Sick” “Really bad singing!” “Orgasm!” Everyone broke into a fit of laughter. Even I couldn’t believe what Jay was saying. “Who the hell orgasms like that, Jay?” Luke asked, laughing hard as he looped his arm around Emily.

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

he said with a smirk "Uh, thanks? And same to you" OK I should stop pretending like a wuss and what's the matter with him my name is beautiful and even I am? Humm yesss maybe I'm. OK, oh who am I kidding? I very much like it when he said this but I should don't have said to him thankyou, seriously? Now he seriously thinks that I'm an idiot. "HA! HA! HA! you're funny, I like that"

Abel questioned, looking around. “Of course, I chose you over him. It’s bros before hoes.” Zadkiel smirked at Abel who couldn’t help but laugh. “You just called him a hoe.” His laughter became contagious as he thought that Zadkiel cracked the joke of the century when he just said the statement every guy says. Zadkiel laughed along with him. As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you…

“It would’ve had a cartoon of me giving a thumbs-up and your uterus giving a slow clap.” Her lips twitched. Then, she snorted. An actual, startled, involuntary snort-laugh. Immediately, she slapped both hands over her mouth, eyes wide. Max shot upright, eyes alight like a man witnessing a miracle. “YES. That was a laugh-snort. You snaughled. It’s a sign from the heavens.” “I did not snaughle.” “You absolutely did. There were nasal notes. I’m calling the Pope.” Suzi dissolved into more giggles, trying to stifle them and failing completely.

“Unless your dog is the one making the noise, and the shrill noise is actually the barks he makes to give out warnings.” “You ruined my fun image!” I stick my tongue out. “How could you.” “Simple, I’m an ass,” he deadpans, which, again, another round of laughs. “I don’t know the last time I laughed like this in years,” I admit. “My friends are great, and up until the divorce, things were in something of a rut.”

He looked confusedly at me “Wait…no way you think you think you’re a god, “ I said to be sure he wasn’t serious And if he was then this man might need some professional help with his ego “I’m kidding “ he laughed while I just started at him blankly “Oh come on. You have to admit that was good “ he nudged me “ you’ve only told a good joke once , hopefully that could increase “ I rolled my eyes “That’s a lie. I’m a naturally funny person, I’m good at telling jokes “ he argued “Yeah, bad jokes “ I sassed and he laughed “See that’s how to be funny. Not by telling weird, scary or just totally off….” I rambled “ yeah, blah blah blah. Just shut the fuck up and kiss me “ he cut me off, tightening hi

I shouted at her. She just kept on laughing. "What's so funny ?." I said "....let me guess....you are with a comb in your left pocket." She said raising her left brow. "No....maybe....yea.." I startled. "You never change." She said as she started laughing. "What's so funny..." "....just remembering how you couldn't do the super kick your dad taught you.... Once he broke your comb you were so angry that you knocked down an oak tree, using the super kick....."

he added, and a deep chuckle escaped me, followed by a loud laugh. “Oh my goodness,” I choked out, clutching my stomach from laughter. “You’re so fucking funny, Conan,” I muttered, my laughs reducing to mere chuckles now. “Goodness, at least come up with something believable if you’re going to lie. What fucking century do you think we’re in?”