Super Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

I mouth off to them, and they made up what I was saying. “I’m a Pumpernickel fart. Now that’s rude,” Gio chuckles. “She’s saying you love goat cheese,” Justine giggles. “No, Lola’s saying she wants to make goat cheese and cause us to have pumpernickel farts,” Markum finishes. I forgot what I was trying to say, as laughter is the best medicine, even if it hurts now. My silent giggle is cute, helping me forget my worries. Seeing their happy faces adds to my healing, making me feel grateful to have them.

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b

“And tune down that sassy attitude of yours-” “And why would I do that? Also, who are you to tell me that? My father? I don't think so, so give me a break, OLD MAAAN!” “You-you little.... Just get out of here already!” “Bye byeeee!!” “ASMODEUS!” “Hahaha” “What's so funny?” “W-wel-well, after this past few hours, when you almost killed each other, you still have the patience not to leave each other without a head. You know, you kind of remind me of someone.”

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Nine years of this ridiculous, sad relationship. Fine, this would be the last time. That was what I told myself. I sighed, my tone flat with no emotion. "Fine, I'm sorry. It's all my fault for not accepting your apology." Rebecca's face showed disbelief, her eyes scanning me with suspicion. Hendrix, now holding Rebecca's arm, looked at me with a smug smile. "Ms. Little, I heard Spencer's great at cooking. I've always wanted to try his cooking. Since he's here, maybe he could make us a meal as an apology?"

I played the recording and my dad sprayed coffee all over his desk when it got to the end. Dad laughed, “Her father was the same way. When tension got high in our ranks, he’d say something totally unexpected and so funny, you had no choice but to laugh. It sounds so much funnier coming from our sweet little Harley though.” Victor laughed, “That’s what I thought too.”

*** " oh geez would we ever stop learning" "Oh I don't know uwana, there is a saying that goes, you live you learn " "Ooooh look at me I'm hazel I love learning Meh meh meh... That's how you sound." "Ugh really Uwana, I do not sound like that! " "Whatever you say Hazy all this learning is making me hungry. come on it's almost lunchtime " "Yeah"

I screamed. I turned to face him and he smiled. “You don’t need anyone to lower the bar for you.” “I DON’T NEED ANYONE TO LOWER THE BAR FOR ME.” “You’re strong and phenomenal.” “I’M SO STRONG AND PHENOMENAL.” “You don’t need fixing. You’re a super woman.” “I DON’T NEED FIXING. I’M A SUPERWOMAN. ANDRO’S IRON LADY.” He burst into laughter. “Yeah, Iron lady in a good way.”