Super Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

I swiftly replied to him. "Since now, Evans, since now," Max uttered. "Oh, you bad boy, let me breathe; you're such a jerk," I said jokingly to Evans. "You're kind of a jerk, right? Don't worry; get done with the shower, and I'll screw you harder than you can ever imagine," Max spoke very funny and played with words.

I l⁠et people look do​wn on me⁠ be‌cause I believed they w⁠ere ri​ght to d​o so. B⁠ut heari‌ng Michael dis‍miss me like a n‌uisan‍ce snapped something‍ in‍side.​ ⁠"A jok‍e⁠ i​s​ only fu‍n​ny if the person you're talking about is lau‍ghing," I said.

He said, quoting what I said I looked down and said, " I am sorry I didn't mean that " Wow, how stupid I sound... The same sentence again " Nahh, find a better one." He got a call on his phone, " Yes, Ron. Ohh, it's okay. No problem. Yeah, I'll tell Larry, send the message." " That was the last time I said something so stupid like that to you guys... Just don't stop talking to me like we do normally. It's so unusual and I don't need to go insane." I said as he hung up the phone

"Now you just sound like your dad. I swear, if you start talking about lying down with dogs, or leading a horse to water, or can't never could, I think I'll puke." A smirk rose on my lips. "You ruined the entire speech I had planned for him." "This isn't funny." "It's a little funny. Come on, Masyn. I'm tired. I'm dealing with my own crap, and none of it came from not liking the taste of the silver spoon in my mouth."

he said with a smirk. I rolled my eyes and responded, "What are you talking about? I've always been polite." Derek laughed and said, "No matter how much a snake sheds its skin, it’s still a snake." I smiled and retorted, "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart." Derek hid a smirk and said, "Wow, I bet you even fart glitter!" The roast got to me, and I couldn't help but feel insulted. "Some people are like slinkies — not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs," I said, trying to come up with a comeback.

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.

“Say the words, Ember. Say Knox Volkov is a hilarious and delightful man, and I am deeply sorry about the gate.” “I will never — apologise — for the gate—” “Wrong.” More. I’m going to die. I’m going to die right here in this absurd bed at the hands of this absurd man, and it’s going to be the finest death anyone in history has ever had. “FINE!” I gasp, sobbing with laughter, arching under him. “Fine — you’re funny — you’re so funny — you are the single funniest man who has ever lived, please, Knox, I can’t breathe—”

, Sacha added, and we all laughed. "Let's go munch on fries and enough calories to take us to heaven", I said, lightheartedly, trying to clear the gloom, earning glares for my bland joke "Ain't nobody want to die", Kane quipped, as we made our way down to the locker room. "Whatever", I jibed.

(Leave him alone) “Sópa skýla” the scarred man said making me wince. (Shut up bitch) “Kala xypnitouria. O bampás sou eínai edó” he mused. (wakey wakey. Your daddy’s here) “O, xéchasa óti o bampás tou eínai ídi éxi pódia káto” they both laughed at their own joke. (Oh, I forgot his daddy is already six feet under)