Cool Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

"What the fuck? Who did that?" "What the hell, dude!" "Are you a noob, you bloody idiot? Attack the other team!" "Shit for brains, drop your fucking weapon." "What do we do? He's not listening!" "we've lost over half our XP, you fag, stop it!"

She looked so sad that it took me a second to filter her words through my brain again. I burst into laughter this time as I took my spot next to her long, sexy body once more. "Good one, Stretch." She shot me a sassy smile. "Thanks." She looked at Tag. "That was a joke." His shoulders shook as he tried to glare at her. "Well, we're not going to put our wieners inside you. Not today. And we call them all kinds of different things, but usually cock or dick. Maybe give that a try in the future."

They were all looking and nodding to each other. “Oh Jesus.” Grey said. “SNARL …” Aspen said. Em tilted her head .. “SNURL..” “Uh uh that’s not a word. It’s more of a SCREW UP YOUR FACE” Mickey said. “That’s more than one word sister.” Em said. “You said bag of dicks..” Mickey argued. To which they all laughed at again. “Here let me try..” Asher said. “CAMELTOE!!” He yelled. The girls all about fell out of their seats laughing.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

lick, “... and very, very naughty.” ___________________

*** " oh geez would we ever stop learning" "Oh I don't know uwana, there is a saying that goes, you live you learn " "Ooooh look at me I'm hazel I love learning Meh meh meh... That's how you sound." "Ugh really Uwana, I do not sound like that! " "Whatever you say Hazy all this learning is making me hungry. come on it's almost lunchtime " "Yeah"

Lori yells almost deafening our ear drums. My mum don't act like causal mums. They just have to act like high school kids. One time when the kids in high school were using abbreviations to talk like 'ttyl' 'brb' and all other shits. Then I got home one day and mum was like ' hey pybotcacoh '. Wtf I was like huh?. She then said ' put your bag on the couch and come over here '. I was like mum you are a disgrace to social media and it's true, she was a disgrace to social media.

" she replied smiling mischievously. *******«******** Glossary If you no commot for here fine girl, we go burn you together -- If you don't leave here fine girl , we won't hesitate to burn you both together Mumu ---- Fool Pickin ---- Child Ole ---- Thief Suya meat ------ barbecued meat

I said, with a satisfying smile. "Oh fuck, I think I am going next. I have to get a taste of that cock." Said Courtney and we all bust out laughing.

“Cock. There—are you happy?” “Almost . . .” I dropped onto the sofa next to her. “Now say ‘fuck.’ ” “What?” She frowned. “I’ve never heard you say shit or fuck.” “So what? Not everyone has to, you know?” “I know. But I just want you to say it. For shits and giggles.” “Aiden.” Her lips twisted to the side. “Don’t be so dumb.” “I’m not. Look. Fuck.” I said it slowly, exaggerating the movement of my lips. “You say it. It feels fuckin’ wonderful.”