Super Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

"Fuck, you might even bend her over that car like you always wanted to." "Suzie is coming with, but I am sure I can get her alone in the bathroom for five minutes." "Hahaha. A five-minute man." Oh my god, if I have to listen to these dumb buffoons any longer, then I might just become as dry and dull as them. I mean, who the fück says pie these days and do not even go to the bending part. Is this idiot in high school still. Best, I make my exit before I am punching someone in the face again.

She looks up from her phone, which I’d now in her hands. “You're beautiful. Don't let anybody tell you differently.” She smiles. “And you're an amazing seamstress. Don't let anyone change your mind.” My face pulls into a grin. “Thank you.” … Words/phrases and their meanings: * orobo — often a derogatory remark for a fat person. * I suppose become motivational speaker o — I’m supposed to be a motivational speaker. *Na so — Yeah, right.

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

I would pee on myself you know. "Bra!!! Spare me the details! I'm still surprised at how we actually pulled through, how I pulled through and thought 'About tipping off that waiter, dude! Just admit I'm a genius! Admit! Look at me straight in my eyes and tell me "Teddy you are a genius! 😂😂 "You know what, I'm not even going to say that... I'll tell you what "you 're a dog!!! 😂 they hit a high five and they hit the car on the road.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

He smiled while dreaming and looking so ambitious. My eyes widened as I shiver because of what he have said. "ARE YOU INSANE!?" He cracked out in laughing. How am I supposed to give birth that many!? "I-I was just kidding! Pfft! Oh, Love. How I love that expression of yours. HAHAHAHA!" I blushed. That's not funny at all!

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

He said, "Then tell me how my words can cause trouble." "Saying something that shouldn't be said will cause you trouble." Lucas calmly looked at George. "Haha!!!" George suddenly burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke.

My fist clenched and I took a swing at him but only ended up bruising my knuckles as they ended up on the wall beside his head. Sen threw the ugly head back and barked out the most hysterical laughter I’ve ever heard. “He…he…said…you shouldn’t abuse…sex pills… hahahahahaha!” Sen wheezed while holding his stomach. “Ha-fucking-ha very funny!” I seethed, grabbing my jacket and shrugging into it.