Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar Joke Novels & Stories

Tough, self-willed, silly and not so awkward. Audrey is a young college student is determined to pass through college with good grades. No drama, no complications. With her best friends in the same college, she couldn't have been more happier. It was like having her safe circle around. Everything was going according to plan till Pretty boy, basketballer, Enzo Santana walks in. He's bold, effortlessly cool, Handsome to the core, with a panty dropping smile and a voice that could make any lady wet without having to try. Now here's the deal, he wants her to tutor him and she doesn't want any boy drama. How long will she be able to resist his charms and act oblivious to him. Because there's

Jacob Seo is the only son of Aromatized's CEO—the most famous perfume company in South Korea. As the heir and next CEO, being homosexual, is not easy to hide. But the only person who knows what he truly is, died. It made him create another persona to cope up with his traumatized brain and sacred heart. Two personas. Two different sexual reference. One body. The question is… What will the future of Jacob be? Will he be a shadow of his own mind? Or reclaim what is originally his to begin with?

When my husband, Jared Hunt, receives a promotion that requires him to travel to Belmont, a big city, he submits a list of family members who will be traveling with him to the organization. He has submitted two names; the first one being our son, Jackson Hunt, and the second being a knowledgeable young woman, Sabrina Hayes. She's a friend who has traveled to the village with him in the first place. Life in the village is difficult. There's no way Jared will let Jackson suffer in the village. As for Sabrina, he has already given her his word to take her back to Belmont a long time ago. But when it comes to me, his actual wife, he thinks I should be gracious and offer the opportunity of tr

Warning! Adult only. Sincerity of love does not have to have, but enough to see the loved one is not hurt. Love is complicated and drains tears. This story tells of a woman named "Meranti" who is trapped in love between two brothers. Where Mera didn’t expect at all when Brandy, the man who married her, turned out to be Abraham’s younger sister. And Abraham himself was a man who once fell in love to Mera. Mera found it difficult to accept that fact. Without Mera knowing, Abraham still has a big enough love for Mera. Because Abraham's love was too deep, one time, the man was desperate to enjoy Meranti's body even though it was forced. Mera considered Abraham's actions a tragedy.

Abby just wanted a job so she could pay all the debts and continue with her mother’s treatment. Until he gets a job to work in the werewolf house, the Alpha and the Beta of the pack. She never imagined that in the middle of our normal world there was a universe of mystical beings, much less that they were beautiful and dangerously seductive. Kai and Calian grew up together and learned to share everything, but not womens, they had never been attracted to the same woman, until Abby entered their lives. The twins discover that she is their mate and they were madly mad for the human. But no one had any idea that she was there as a spy, sent by her worst enemies: the vampires.

After crashing her cousin's party and losing her boyfriend, Brieanna decided to finally exit her compared life. To execute her perfect suicide plan, she needed to get away somewhere peaceful. A vacation towards dying.

Jane Foster’s story continues. Some time has passed when we meet Jane again, and things have been going very well for Jane and Nathan. Their connection continues to grow, but with Jane’s seventeen birthday only days away. She starts to feel that fear slip back in, fear that Nathan won’t be her mate that she’s meant to be with someone else. And with the threat of Zander still lingering, what will happen when the war happens between The Blood Pack and the Moon Light Pack.

An arranged marriage. A dangerous attraction. A love triangle with secrets that could burn everything down. Lorraine Withmore and Dexter Grayson have been rivals since highschool, a clash of ambition, pride and unspoken tension. When their families arrange a marriage to merge their corporate empires, it turns into the perfect recipe for disaster and chaos but business is business and none of them have a choice, they agree to the loveless union but behind closed doors their hate for one another intensifies. However things begin to change when Mateo, cousin to Dexter and soft spoken to the core, continues falling in love with Lorraine and the jealousy he wasn't aware of awakens something fierc

I was just about to drink a soup meant to supplement my pregnancy, a frantic voice suddenly called out. "Mommy, don't drink it! It's an abortion drug. Someone's trying to harm you!" Startled, my hand jerked, and I knocked the soup over. My husband's cousin teared up, her voice choking, "B-But I cooked that soup myself as an apology…" I didn't pay her any heed, only checking the contents of the medicinal soup. There was a large amount of poison in it, enough to not just harm the baby, but even make it impossible for me to ever conceive again! "Mommy, it was me! I protected you!" I caressed my pregnant belly, listening as the child inside told me that he was the incarnation of a lucky st

Caught between loyalty and longing, Lila Daniels never expected her quiet life as a small-town barista to spiral into a whirlwind of love, passion, and heartbreak. When a mysterious and charming billionaire, Leo Bennett, walks into her café, her world shifts with a single glance. But standing in the shadows is Ethan Hayes, her childhood best friend and the steadfast presence she’s always relied on. Torn between the intoxicating allure of Leo’s wealth and secrets, and Ethan’s unwavering devotion, Lila must navigate a treacherous path of forbidden desires, buried truths, and the weight of her own heart. As her two worlds collide, Lila is forced to question everything she thought she knew ab