Very Very Funny Jokes นิยาย & เรื่องราว

I can't---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!" And the last thing we heard was the slamming of his door. That is when I bursted in laughter. I can't---! He really looks pathetic screaming for help! It's so---funny! Ah, my belly aches because of laughter I can't contain.

Hindi natuloy ang binabalak niya at muling ibinaba ang tubig. "Why you're not drinking that water?" She smiled and realize something. "It might poisoned me or maybe a sleeping pill perhaps." Tunog joke na sambit niya rito. Natawa si Don Sevus at nailing. "You're funny kid." Sabi pa nito saka umupo sa gilid niya. "What's funny uncle?"

Looking back at my history with my ex-boyfriend Alexander, Alistair's joke is not really funny to a person like me who has a trauma dealing to that kind of people. "Crazy because of you," anas niya pa kaya mas lalo kong ikinunot ang aking noo. "Seriously, Alistair. This wasn't funny at all. Stop joking!" Kumunot ang noo ni Alistair dahil sa biglaang pagsigaw ko. Maging ako ay nagulat dahil sa biglaang pagtaas ng aking boses. This kind of topic is really triggering my trauma. I really couldn't control myself once my trauma got triggered by someone or something.

Tanong ko na naging dahilan upang sarkastiko siyang tumawa. “That was the funniest joke I’ve ever heard in my life!” Sarkastiko niyang sagot, “Baka magulat ka kung magkano ang kinikita ko as a detective and baka ‘yang perang ibibigay mo ay barya lang sa ‘kin,” Dagdag pa niya sa ‘kin.

“Namumula nga… Kailangan mong lagyan ng cold compress iyan para hindi mamaga.” “Grabe… Sobrang lakas naman ng Daddy mo, parang gusto niyang durugin ang kamay ko para hindi matuloy ang kasal…” Tiningnan niya si Seojun na para bang iyon ang pinaka-weird na joke na narinig niya sa buong buhay niya. “Pagpasensyahan mo na lang siya… Inuultok na naman siguro ang Daddy ko kaya ginawa niya iyan sa iyo. Sorry…”

binato ko ito ng unan habang tawang tawa ito. Ahh! Nakakainis siya. I hate green jokes. "What, parang hindi mo pa 'to nakita ha. I remember you say. 'oh baby its huge, please be gentle. Hahahaha." napakagat pa ito sa kanyang labi at pinungay ang mga mata niya.

Kuya Ashford keep saying some corny jokes so that the atmosphere is not that heavy. "Kuya, ang corny mo pa din talaga," Lenari said. "Atleast tumatawa naman kayo sa corny jokes ko," he said. "Isip bata," singit ni Ate Jallaine. "Eh 'di meow," Kuya Ash said.

malakas na natawa yung babae at pabirong hinampas pa si Veyra. "That's the funniest joke I've ever heard." Napailing ito at napatakip pa ng bibig habang tumatawa. She should be cover her mouth dahil kitang kita yung gilagid nya. "Please don't laugh baka mapasukan ng langaw yang mabahong bibig mo and please wag masyadong mapagmataas kasi aside from your branded clothes you are nothing compared to Zertyl." Kalmadong sabi ni Veyra. Nawala ang ngiti nung babae at nanlisik ang mga mata nito sa akin.

I teased. “Uy shit. That’s bad, my face would be bloody. I could exchange with holy mary by that.” I laughed and felt something in my coochie. His jokes are not that funny, but on the way he say it innocently akala mo eh hindi siya nanakit at nagpapaiyak.

Anong klaseng joke ba 'yon ayttt. "Nahhh okay lang, beside tama ka naman din, sana talaga pagbalik natin, maliwanagan na," mahinang boses na sabi ni Lyn. Hinawakan ko naman ang balikat niya, nandito lang kami para sa'yo handang damayan ka. "Ikaw kasi ayusin mo joke mo," sabi ni Annah. Here we go again. "Sabi ko na nga tatahimik na lang talaga ako hmmp!" Sagot naman ni Jane. Ayan na naman sila, the Tom and Jerry pfttt BWAHAHAHAHA.