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Five years since we had built a life together, a life filled with laughter, love, and the sweet chaos of family. We were married now, our vows whispered under a canopy of blooming cherry blossoms, a symbol of new beginnings. Our wedding was small, intimate, a testament to the journey we had taken, the scars we had overcome. Hana was our maid of honor, her eyes sparkling with joy as she watched us exchange rings, a testament to the bond we had forged through years of shared struggles and triumphs.

KFC at Pizza. Wow, tsk, this is my wedding food. And instead of wine, champagne, and cocktails, I'm drinking coffee! Ano 'to? Lamay 'te? Pepsi laughed and shook her head. I looked at her, feeling annoyed. I want to choke to death! "This is the worst wedding ever! Oh, gosh, I can't wait to tell this to the amazonas back home." She continued laughing and taking pictures of herself eating pizza and drinking coffee.

I'm not sure if he implied his question as a joke or something serious. Simple akong tumango, "Yeah," at tamad na sumagot sa kaniya. "Don't worry about the food, you can still eat everything you desire to eat at the buffet after ng wedding ceremony." Kita ko ang malapad niyang ngiti, animo'y nanalo sa swertres sa sobrang tuwa. "Sige, aasahan ko 'yan ha?" "Yeah, yeah." at lumabas na nga siya ng tuloyan. The room eloped with deafening silence. Ahh, this is what I want. Peace.

“A very good evening to everyone and welcome to Kent and Atasha's Dinner Reception. We are done with the solemn part of the celebration and we thank those people who were with us earlier at the ****** Church for the wedding ceremony. And for those who just join in, Welcome! And so, here we are on this lovely reception at the Devaux Hotel for the most exciting part - the Dinner Reception for our newlyweds in celebration of the beginning of their new life together.” Diko tuloy alam kinakabahan ako parang yung nararamdaman ko kanina bago magsimula ang kasal. “Oo nga pala bakit ang tagal niyo kanina? Alam mo bang halos mag wala na ako sa pag aalala?” Napatawa ako dahil sa tanong niya. “Why are y

pangangatwiran niya pa tsaka nangiwi nang maalala ang araw na iyon. I also winced in disgust just while remembering our wedding vows. "You don't have any idea how much I want you to be gone." Mariin kong sinabi sa kanya at nanggigil siyang dinuro dahilan para matawa siya. "I understand you," he nods, laughing at the thought that we almost had a fight in front of the altar together with the visitors who's there to witness our promises to each other.

Hindi niya naalalang may nangyari sa kanilang dalawa. "Lester, natatandaan mo naman nu'ng huli tayong magkita sa bar isang buwwan na ang nakalipas. Lasing ka nu'n kaya may nangyari sa ating dalawa. Les, ikaw ang ama ng batang dinadala ko, so let's get married at bubuo tayo ng pamilya!", buong pagsuyong sabi ni Scarlet, Pagkatapos tumayo ito at bigla siyang niyapos nito sa likod.

Parang may humaplos doon at nais na rin talaga niyang maniwala na hindi siya alangan dito. "Bukod doon, matalino ka. Para sa isang babae para maging lady CEO, I can say you're quite a catch. So, don't belittle yourself just because my good for nothing nephew dumped you for your sister," may diin ang bawat salita nito. Parang galit ito para sa kanya. O sadyang galit ito sa ex-boyfriend niya? "Let's get married again. I will make sure it's going to be a grand wedding. You will be the most beautiful bride and Bobby will regret ever letting you go. And your sister will hate Bobby because he was only able to give her a mediocre wedding."

"I love you... Marco and happy anniversary.. ' "I love you too.. Adie.. so let's now celebrate our anniversary in the shower.. I feel so excited after seeing you dance sexily in front of me..I can't believe my wife is a very talented person.., " " Hm, stop flattering me too much.,I was also surprised to see how good you dance.,"

Hindi ba't dapat may consent ko muna bago ako magpakasal? "Wait, teka-" "Sige na po. It's just for fun lang naman. Tsaka 'wag po kayong mag-alala, gwapo naman po 'yong groom niyo," nakangiti niyang pagpuputol sa akin. "Sige po. Kita na lang tayo mamaya! Good luck po sa wedding niyo!" "Wait!" Mabuti na lang at nahila ko agad ang braso niya. Napalingon siya sa akin nang may malaking ngiti pa rin sa labi. "Sure ka bang para sa akin talaga 'to?"