Yo Mama So Old Jokes Novels & Stories

she said, and we all laughed. We ate and chatted about random things—shared interests, funny stories, and old memories. Mrs. Nora and my father would occasionally drop in a dose of what they called "elder wisdom," and we’d all laugh, pretending it made sense. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves—except my mother.

She declared while I could only grit my teeth in frustration,as I input my code to unlock my door. " For heaven's sake give those guards a break and come back home in peace." " Fine! " I snapped " I'll come once I'm free from work." " Work?, did I just hear work from you?" She quipped while laughing as if she just heard the funniest joke of her life. " I've forgotten the ears are not that sharp as it was when we start growing old." I sneered, I pressed my lips tightly trying to stop myself from laughing since I know what will be coming next,my mom is one of those women who will never admit they are getting old.

I said laughing at his silliness "I'm bringing it back then" he said brushing off his shoulders "Oh lord" Tia said "you're not young anymore Jacob" "Aye just cause you old don't mean I am" my dad said making me choke a little on my lemonade "No he didn't, did he just" Tia said looking at me and I nodded my head "He did" "I sho did" he said popping a meatball in his mouth "You're older than me so if I'm old then you ancient" she said snapping her fingers at him

"Ooh Mom, I don't think they'll want old women or they would just fuck their wives." Feeling a bit insulted, I retorted back. "Hey, I'm not old, I look better than most people my age," I said hotly. "Of course you do, Mom," she smiled, obviously gloating with sarcasm. Kids these days have no respect whatsoever, "But I could call a friend, she could check for something you can do if you're that interested, are you?" I hesitated for a bit, thinking of that damned kitchen and the current state of my poverty.

Rhea said with a smile and the old lady gave her a hug "You too dear... I heard the good news...well done and bring me three great-grandchildren"she said and pulled back making sia to laugh together with Carmen "Mother come on...you have a lot okay"Carmen said playfully to the old lady who frowned and sia laughed even more "Don't worry granny we'll give you a whole football team"sia and rhea remarked at the same time and the four burst out in laughter

Which gave me a heads-up that this is a rather common occurrence for them. “So.. What do you mean by that? Err. Great-grandmother?” Jhoanna hesitatingly asked. Naia gaped at her and quickly said, “Could you call me grandmama dearest? I feel so old hearing you call me that, and it hurts my being.” “But you are old, Mother,” her daughter teased and shook her head. “Anyways! Back to the topic! The land, mother! The poisoned fucking lands!”

"Hey, old man! You finally miss me, huh?" "Who are you calling an old man? I am stronger than you and can even win you in the fight, hmph." Old master Mo shouted on the phone. A laugh was heard from other side of the phone. "Hahaha… you really know how to joke huh, old man? Only my granny would fall for your joke." "Of course, because my wife is the best unlike you, punk." Old Master Mo shouted in the phone. "Yeah, yeah, you only have your wife in your eyes. We all are irrelevant. Anyway, why did you call me? Could it be that you really missed me?"

Yes, and the fact that I was married before. “I know, it's just, oh, it shows how old we are getting!” “Babe, forty-eight aren't old. Now look on the bright side; at least we have a few more children to get through school before they get married.” Dad laughed but mom didn't find it funny. She was acting a bit strange these past few weeks. Making me wonder what is going on with her. Mom glared at dad, “You think you are funny? Well, let's see if you like this joke, daddy, to be!”

The old lady laughed again, and it was clear that she was very happy. Thus, Mango did not dare to say anything else.? Truly, it was embarrassing to be teased by your own mother-in-law. After the old lady saw Mango become shy, she stopped teasing her. Then, she said with a smile, "You should give me another grandchild when both of you are still young while I'm still alive. The Ye Family has always been small, and if you two can expand it, it would be much better like that."? "Mom..." At that, Mango's face turned redder.

"Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a warning!" "Don't be so killjoy, Sophia!" said my mom. "Laughter is the best medicine! Why don't you allow him to prove himself to all of us!" "Mom, I said I am not really into comedy so please stop insisting that!" I exclaimed for her to know that I am not interested in hearing any kind of jokes!